Mellis and his cruel ban reasons. http://e621.net/user?commit=Search&name=&level=10&order=name
Enjoy.
http://e621.net/user/show/12714
The length of the ban is what makes this epic.
Best place to view bans (actually, all record changes, including warnings and promotions, etc., but it's 98% bans) is here: http://e621.net/user_record
how do we report people people for bad tagging/trolling? Not that I want to be a bitch or anything... ı
Riversyde said:
http://e621.net/user/show/12714
The length of the ban is what makes this epic.
Erk was a lol guy XD
tony311 said:
Best place to view bans (actually, all record changes, including warnings and promotions, etc., but it's 98% bans) is here: http://e621.net/user_record
Yeah i forgot about this.
erica_wolf said:
how do we report people people for bad tagging/trolling? Not that I want to be a bitch or anything... ı
Tell it to an admin, or make a drama tread on the forum. (i suggest the 1st one)
This is one of my personal favorites...
Koekje said:
If you remove a valid tag again not only will I IP ban you from the site for the rest of your life I will personally hunt you down and shit on your dick.
Marbles said:
This is one of my personal favorites...
ahahahha
erica_wolf said:
how do we report people people for bad tagging/trolling? Not that I want to be a bitch or anything... ı
just give a moderator a note :).
They actually like the help so.
tony311 said:
Best place to view bans (actually, all record changes, including warnings and promotions, etc., but it's 98% bans) is here: http://e621.net/user_record
Thanks Tony! Some of these are HILARIOUS! I want to see "Go away you waste of sperm!"
"Hi everyone, just wanted to tell you how awesome I am for blocking the site's main means of staying operational to while simultaneously using the site's resources! I am a worthless leech who probably has sex with his dog!"
Banned four times already for being retarded, still can't fucking tag images after over a YEAR of trying. Possibly suffers from some sort of learning disorder, possibly just really, really needs to go away forever. The world may never know.
AHAHAHAHAHAHH!
It reminds me of when I used to read the campus police blotter for stuff like "3:20 AM, bat reported in girl's dorm. Officers chased animal with fishing net and tennis racket for 1 hour 30 min before finally driving it out the window. Residents were issued a warning for noise due to incessant screaming."
LMAO! Thats great RNVP!
"What the fuck are you tagging? Lay off the crackpipe."
My top 4 favorites are:
1. <em>"Blocked: "This steak is raw, green and rancid!" "SHUT UP YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE MY STEAK COOKING SKILLS UNTIL YOU COOK A BETTER ONE"</em> (by Mellis, page 13)
2. <em>"tag your uploads better or I'll fuck you with a knife"</em> (by Koekje, page 27)
3. <em>"Blocked: Stop trying to use this site to hook up with people by sending out your personal info, you creepy fuck. Go away forever."</em> (by Mellis, page 29)
4. <em>"Blocked: "Welcome to last week."... Welcome to next week. See you then. Goddamn you are obnoxious. Also, stop trying to backseat mod."</em> (by Mellis, page 26)
WolfieWolfie1992 said:
My top 4 favorites are:1. <em>"Blocked: "This steak is raw, green and rancid!" "SHUT UP YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE MY STEAK COOKING SKILLS UNTIL YOU COOK A BETTER ONE"</em> (by Mellis, page 13)
2. <em>"tag your uploads better or I'll fuck you with a knife"</em> (by Koekje, page 27)
3. <em>"Blocked: Stop trying to use this site to hook up with people by sending out your personal info, you creepy fuck. Go away forever."</em> (by Mellis, page 29)
4. <em>"Blocked: "Welcome to last week."... Welcome to next week. See you then. Goddamn you are obnoxious. Also, stop trying to backseat mod."</em> (by Mellis, page 26)
Very nice!!!!! Especially the one about the steak lol.
Riversyde said:
http://e621.net/user/show/12714
The length of the ban is what makes this epic.
unbanned 15699-10-06? So, the year 15699? That's just uber.
Koekje said:
If you remove a valid tag again not only will I IP ban you from the site for the rest of your life I will personally hunt you down and shit on your dick.
Koekje said:
tag your uploads better or I'll fuck you with a knife.
Oh god. I laughed too hard on these two. God damn, that Koekje is hardcore.
swamprootwolf said:
unbanned 15699-10-06? So, the year 15699? That's just uber.
I'd say that's sufficiently over 9000.
swamprootwolf said:
unbanned 15699-10-06? So, the year 15699? That's just uber.
i will laugh my ass off, if we discover a way to live forever, this site is still operating by that year, and he does come back.
nme22 said:
i will laugh my ass off, if we discover a way to live forever, this site is still operating by that year, and he does come back.
hahaahha, just thinking of it makes it funny :D
Kokeje the 78th will ban him again.
I'm rather fond of this one;
FurZ said:
I'm rather fond of this one;
Ha! I remember that guy, too. Always did that in their comments. When asked to stop, came back saying it was to make them a "unique personality", or some other precious snowflake unicorn thing.
One of my favorites:
Blocked: "bitch best be a solar to win this one" really? This seemed like a good tag to you?
Ok, that's because mellis included the tag name in it, but really, wtf kind of tag is that? No wonder the guy got banned.
There was a guy with worst tags. I forgot his name, but they were like:
Hi my name is "name" and i would like to share mi vision with you
"name" was here
And such.
My favorite ban was the "raffle raffle" guy, but I can't remember his username.
ban cherry popped
Blocked: I'm so excited! I get to ban somebody! Legitimately! Oooh! Naughty.
Blocked: Bitched because the site didn't bend to his whims, and so was leaving forever and refusing to contribute. Just making sure that he doesn't back out on his word. =)
Blocked: unhelpfulness
Blocked: On further investigation, trolling comments, mod sass, vandalizing tags, admitting ban evasion, trying to cause drama on the forums...are there any rules even left you can still break? On top of this, taunting the mods saying 'they'll probably ban be because they know I'm right'. ...all in the span of one week. You're not banned because you're 'right', you're banned because you're possibly the worst poster I have ever seen on this site. What is WRONG with you?
Another epic ban.
http://e621.net/user/show/9835
(Cause of the ban length, not the actual reason.)
Riversyde said:
Another epic ban.
http://e621.net/user/show/9835
The reason for his ban is "what". I think the mods don't like it when users tag in Spanish. Also, he tagged every last one of his submissions with "furfag", which FurZ just removed from all of his submissions about 15 minutes ago.
I know it's not a ban, but this warning is so fucking pro:
Koekje said:
Don't talk back to me. I will fuck your shit up.
lol, fuck your shit up, internet tough guys at its finest.
Ultima_Weapon said:
I know it's not a ban, but this warning is so fucking pro:
And all i said was, why has he given me a negative for 1 post.
I wonder what my ban reason would be..?
swamprootwolf
Privileged3 years ago
Epic Ban Reasons
In category: General
I stumbled across a link to the banned accounts section of e621 and some of the reasons were so great I wanted to view it again. Does anyone have the link, and would it be ok to post some of the funnier ones in this forum topic?