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Uncommondoor
Member1 year ago
Worst part is, this is actually true.
Arahn
Member1 year ago
I've never cared about the alchemy in the Elderscrolls Games, so I don't get this ...
Kotep
Privileged1 year ago
To make the joke not funny any more:
In TES, 'food' type ingredients are given certain effects in alchemy and tend to run in a type (so for instance, most meat has Restore Fatigue effects among others). So cheese has the same effect. Cheese wedges and cheese wheels are both items and both have the same effects, but since they're different 'items' you can put cheese and cheese together to get the resulting alchemical effect of...not cheese.
kadiur
Member1 year ago
and then there's morrowind alchemy which is best described by as omnipotence.
Kiparis
Member1 year ago
I didn't feel like finding someone to sell the diamonds I stole to.
So I just ate the diamonds.
Crunchy.
Vizzerdrix
Member1 year ago
Yep. Netch leather and something else very common. Boost Int score to the millions and make levitation potions. Good times
Arahn
Member1 year ago
Thank you very much Kotep!
Thats realy a bit "cheesy" :D
And thank you very much Dekion, "Your bad"
Daaaaaaamn, you showed me who is boss... sooooo cool you are!
Awsum
Member1 year ago
pppffftttt hahaha.
+10 internetz
Jay-L-C
Member11 months ago
I'v done this on countless occasions
Jay-L-C
Member11 months ago
To make the joke not funny any more:
In TES, 'food' type ingredients are given certain effects in alchemy and tend to run in a type (so for instance, most meat has Restore Fatigue effects among others). So cheese has the same effect. Cheese wedges and cheese wheels are both items and both have the same effects, but since they're different 'items' you can put cheese and cheese together to get the resulting alchemical effect of...not cheese.
and this has been the more you know
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3rhQc666Sg
silverbackWOLF
Member1 month ago
Oh WHEEEELLLY
IVK
Member1 month ago
The definition of just wallowing in internets, you have enough to give ten away to that comment... (I know it's all a matter of opinion, but when it comes to me, I like to critically analyze jokes before giving a compliment... Yeah, I think I just made myself 'that guy' again.)