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*Chortles with laughter*

Haha. TMB is silly. :3

Ligy
Member
4 years ago

o.0 Wow.. i wounder if that would be able to be done irl ^^

>>4775
Suction cups don't stick to skin too well xD

If you're greasy enough they do XD

LOL EPIC WINNNNNNNNNN

TMB, you silleh, silleh, lovable bitch.

hehe still my favorite comic of all time

Ligy said:
o.0 Wow.. i wounder if that would be able to be done irl ^^

Edel said:
>>4775
Suction cups don't stick to skin too well xD

Fen_Longpaw said:
If you're greasy enough they do XD

It works. If your greasy, it slides off...Best done after a shower or washing your face..it's actually quite funny to watch but it leaves a red dot on your forehead (which was even funnier)

Kamoku said:
It works. If your greasy, it slides off...Best done after a shower or washing your face..it's actually quite funny to watch but it leaves a red dot on your forehead (which was even funnier)

Not on fur XD

That's why we need... FURCUPS!

"i'm the dildo uniorn"
i lol'd when i read that

WIN!!

Looks like something I would do!! :D

OMG WOW XD

3andaHalfBells said:
That's why we need... FURCUPS!

Yesplz! Size DD!

Waph
Member
1 year ago

So that's what the servant does waiting for the master. (If you don't get the joke watch History of the world part 1)

Hey, he can be a brony..... hes' already got a horn.

you know, I have the strange feeling that this is something that me and my friends would do at my house, and then run to Bill Watterson's house to see his reaction. Problem is, I'm not so sure that it'd hold for that long...

It would only take like twenty to thirty minutes. That is, if the cops don't catch you... But in all seriousness, chasing away celebrities is not really my thing, so I don't think that'll ever happen to me. :3

IVK said:
It would only take like twenty to thirty minutes. That is, if the cops don't catch you... But in all seriousness, chasing away celebrities is not really my thing, so I don't think that'll ever happen to me. :3

I was thinking about this just about a week ago, and then my redhead friend nearly did this, but my friends and I talked him out of it. For a close-call, it was an odd combo of awkward and funny. I think he said something about repurposing the dildo for some sort of dildo canon...