HenloFurret said:
You may be amused to learn that as of this morning, the shot ass produced a final bruise that looks almost exactly like an ace of spades.

Fortunately there weren't any other injuries, besides to their pride.

Whoever shot them aced that ass in spades. rimshot Thank you I'll be here all week. I hope that video lifted their spirits some cause it's damn funny...maybe not to them all things considered but still.

SexyGayDragon said:
Whoever shot them aced that ass in spades. rimshot Thank you I'll be here all week. I hope that video lifted their spirits some cause it's damn funny...maybe not to them all things considered but still.

So...it gets better. Turns out the ass shooting was an accident. A local acquaintance of ours, big guy by name of Kent, was on the field and his trigger discipline was horrible. Like, "please do not ever let this man near an actual firearm" level of horrible.

My partner got pointblanked in the ass because Kent had to scratch his back but didn't want to put down his paintball gun.

Apparently they called him some things that are kind-of sort-of spelled very similar to "You big dumb Kent" that I can't print in public.