SexyGayDragon said:
Whoever shot them aced that ass in spades. rimshot Thank you I'll be here all week. I hope that video lifted their spirits some cause it's damn funny...maybe not to them all things considered but still.

So...it gets better. Turns out the ass shooting was an accident. A local acquaintance of ours, big guy by name of Kent, was on the field and his trigger discipline was horrible. Like, "please do not ever let this man near an actual firearm" level of horrible.

My partner got pointblanked in the ass because Kent had to scratch his back but didn't want to put down his paintball gun.

Apparently they called him some things that are kind-of sort-of spelled very similar to "You big dumb Kent" that I can't print in public.

HenloFurret said:
So...it gets better. Turns out the ass shooting was an accident. A local acquaintance of ours, big guy by name of Kent, was on the field and his trigger discipline was horrible. Like, "please do not ever let this man near an actual firearm" level of horrible.

My partner got pointblanked in the ass because Kent had to scratch his back but didn't want to put down his paintball gun.

Apparently they called him some things that are kind-of sort-of spelled very similar to "You big dumb Kent" that I can't print in public.

Your partner nearly had a 2nd asshole courtesy of another asshole. Finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot. That's basic firearms safety.