This is for art purposes (no acronym intended), so no creepy comments.

Whenever I first draw them, they look like either hot dogs or baseball bats with a baseball cap at the tip, and I know penises don't look like those. Also whether flaccid or erect, they're often tilted left or right, seldom the center (and rarely if it uses foreshortening); and it's like those tilts are only showing one ball.

What are your tips and tricks when drawing the male genitalia?