Hello and welcome to the E.R.P (not that kind), this is our first meeting to conspire a revolution on E621 to finally establish a theocracy under out Lawrd and He Come-eth, The Big Poof

The punch bowl is not poisoned, we're not a cult.
We also have oreos, but I ate all the creme innards.

Don't tell Ratte, he is the False Poof, wolf among sheep and serpent in the spaghetti.
Actually, don't tell any of the staff, they might stop us.

Pets allowed