Ad watermarks superimposed on top of every image on the site, ad tags, ads randomly inserted into the comments...

Why not just layer ads into the background so that every time you move your cursor, ads.

I wonder if we can make flash popups that pop popunders that spawn popups that make those little windows that evade your mouse cursor so you can't close them that you'd see in the 90s occasionally that spawn viruses that turn every site in your bookmarks into our site + popups. If we do it JUST RIGHT then the costs saved by the mass exodus of users will offset the lower ad revenue of fewer users...plus the extra ad revenue of the extra ads...ARC QUICK WE'LL BE TEXAS OIL KAJILLIONAIRES OF FURRY

mellis said:
WE'LL BE TEXAS OIL KAJILLIONAIRES OF FURRY

I laughed harder than I ever had this year. Five thousand points to mellis.

So e621 will just become one giant advertisement?

Riversyde said:
So e621 will just become one giant advertisement?

yes e621 (brought to you by coca cola) will be the ad (ad services by adbrite) capital of the world (world brought to you by space)

(this post is paid for by jiffy lube. remember... lube...)

Well, YEEEEE-HAAAAWWW!!
Ma, go fire up the kettle! We's havin' ourselves a hootenanny!

Aurali said:
yes e621 (brought to you by coca cola) will be the ad (ad services by adbrite) capital of the world (world brought to you by space)

(this post is paid for by jiffy lube. remember... lube...)

Note to self. Do not ever peruse the e621 forums while drinking any liquid.

WolfieWolfie1992 Said:
Ma, go fire up the kettle! We's havin' ourselves a hootenanny!

Fire up...the...<i>kettle</i>?

Fox2K9 said:
<p style="font-size:100%; color:#5f8; font-family:courier;"><b>I wonder what will Mr. Administrators say..?</b></p>

Also:

#Include <e621.h>
#Include <epilepsy.h>

void main()
{
printf("Fuck yeah!");
}

from e621 import epilepsy
print("Fuck yeah!")

Lol i forgot stdio.h...

Any way, why don't you add ads on the bottom of the page? Not just the top.

WolfieWolfie1992 said:
Holy frig....it looks like eBay or some 90's GeoCities site in here! xD

...and Wow! I learn new things about this site every day!
I never knew you could have blinking text....

i don't get any blinking text at all...but i don't really care, blinking stuff gives me a headache anyway.

RaiKitsune said:

from e621 import epilepsy
print("Fuck yeah!")

You forgot:

# You just got bitten by the snake!

eesh, what a time in this site's history.

Don't necro threads.