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Topic: The Failures of Rule 34

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I'm a fan of Rule 34.

When I say that I mean that I often find rule 34 porn that I find very sexy (Pokemon, Puzzle and Dragons, Monster Hunter all come to mind), but also that seeing rule 34 of things, even when those things are not relevant to my personal interests, nonetheless makes me happy.

So to that end, I thought it might be fun to see what things rule 34 has failed to apply to. That is, things of which, to the best of anyone's ability to determine, porn does not exist.

Not talking "combinations" here, for the record, but single subjects.

So, post some things you've looked for porn of, and failed to find. Feel free also to prove someone else wrong, if you've seen porn of that thing, or if you want to make it, I guess. Maybe I'll maintain a list of the things which haven't been disproved if anyone but me enjoys this topic.

I'll start out with two:

Shinsoo - Maplestory

Scribbles the Wolf - Scribble Kibble

It might be more fun to stick to characters you think have good enough designs that someone might want to draw them for reasons other than filling a rule 34 quota, but hey, I leave that to your judgment.

*Edit: Because there has been a lot of misunderstanding of this point, this thread is for things for which absolutely no pornography exists. Zero. If the character you're thinking of has any r34 at all, it's not a proper failure of the rule.

Updated by GavinDittmar

As someone who recently subscribed to Scribble Kibble on youtube, I am ashamed to say I checked if that existed. I blame the voice.

Sadly, anything I would want rule 34 of exists (Fidget, Ori, various other cute animals in games) so I can only hope for more. Can't think of one myself :P

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CamKitty said:
As someone who recently subscribed to Scribble Kibble on youtube, I am ashamed to say I checked if that existed. I blame the voice.

Sadly, anything I would want rule 34 of exists (Fidget, Ori, various other cute animals in games) so I can only hope for more. Can't think of one myself :P

Her voice is really awesome.

Also, to be fair, if I hadn't mentioned Scribble, you would have had one to mention, had you thought of it.

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Until fairly recently, Whimsey_weatherbe was one. I actually went out and made some very novice writing through a back and forth with a friend for her, but it took a while for visual artwork to show up.

Shantae's elephant form is also disappointingly empty. I've found some anthro versions on Furaffinity, but nothing feral. Seriously, folks? The monkey gets love, but the cute elephant doesn't?

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One Piece: minks

There are images on tumblr possibly but very few on the boorus.

Maybe artists are waiting for official color drawings.

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No Rule 34 of Eddie Eagle. the internet lies!

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The other day in the IRC, I noticed there is no r34 of the mibbit frog.

Maybe that's a good thing --Someone in chat I forgot who though

I mostly wanted it for the comedic value, other part of wanting it was to see if it existed.

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Rustyy said:
Well would you look at that! thank you!

NRA Mascot for teaching firearms safety to kids. he's kinda creepy, Especially with 3d animation

Oh no, I knew what he was made for, I was just saying it is mindboggling that the NRA has a children's mascot.

That's like if you had Bacon Bits the IRS Tax Audit Pig, designed to appeal to young children and teach them how to properly fill out the W-9 form in triplicate.

Say what you want about guns and gun control - it's a topic I intend to avoid - but I think we can all agree that children and guns do not mix.

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rule 34 should be revised to state, 'if it exists, there is really terrible porn of it'

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..................Is there any porn of the shrike (wiki ?!)? Because. Ideally, it wouldn't have even the suggestion of blood or pain, but that would defy all expectation.

titanmelon said:
rule 34 should be revised to state, 'if it exists, there is really terrible porn of it'

Right. Rule 34 should have an alternative Rule # that includes a minimum quality standard, but "beggars can't be choosers" and such.

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Chaser said:
The other day in the IRC, I noticed there is no r34 of the mibbit frog.

I googled "mibbit frog porn" and got a gif of a guy fucking a pumpkin. fml

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I'm disappointed that there isn't any "My Little Pony" porn out there.

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Sadly a comic I enjoy Shades of Grey [www.kahmith.com] doesn't seem to have spawned any porn.

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Fenrick said:
I'm disappointed that there isn't any "My Little Pony" porn out there.

Are you being sarcastic or is there a specific character/generation you're looking for?

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Genjar

Former Staff

Rule 34 fails in so many ways. I could list hundreds of characters from my childhood, but let's stick to something more recent.

How about Ziltoid the Omniscient? Nope, nothing. Is it too much to ask for porn of our supreme reptilian alien overlord? Fetid.

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I couldn't find any porn including Amaru So i drew a terrible picture of him. :P Now i started to develop my drawing skills to become a real "artist" aka.childhood ruiner :D

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Oh, one other thing that Rule 34 has failed: Totodile x Chikorita. There may be some that features a Cyndaquil as well, but that's not what I want. These two are specifically starters, and especially when you consider the Mystery Dungeon games, where you choose two starters, starter pairs should be more common.

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Furrin_Gok said:
Oh, one other thing that Rule 34 has failed: Totodile x Chikorita. There may be some that features a Cyndaquil as well, but that's not what I want. These two are specifically starters, and especially when you consider the Mystery Dungeon games, where you choose two starters, starter pairs should be more common.

I don't think combinations are a valid complaint against Rule 34.

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Clawdragons said:
I don't think combinations are a valid complaint against Rule 34.

Hmm, I actually just checked. We don't have even the trio here "together," they're only displayed separately.

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I find the low quantity of Pyroar porn available disturbing.

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Okay, here's an actual one: Feral/vanilla Cacodemon. They always give it a humanoid body (or plop a human body in place of the face) for R34, but never use the actual feral form of it.

I mean, take a look at it, there's two holes right there on the back of the sprite. How people have looked at those holes and not seen ass and vagina I don't know.

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talking about failures of r34 there are not enough sexualize cheese burger it upsets me

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tfkcex said:
talking about failures of r34 there are not enough sexualize cheese burger it upsets me

Pretty sure I've actually seen that, give me a bit to look around.

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I'm a month late but hey, why not.

Terraria is a HUGE game, and I know porn of it exists but I'm surprised there isn't more considering the possibilities.

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LemonLeman said:
I'm a month late but hey, why not.

Terraria is a HUGE game, and I know porn of it exists but I'm surprised there isn't more considering the possibilities.

tbh, compared to starbound, i'm not sure what could be expected of terraria in regards to porn. starbound has more and different types of NPC's whereas terraria just has humans and monsters pretty much. aside from a few (like 5 or so) unique NPCs.

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I've been watching One Piece recently, since I was in a pirate mood for whatever reason.

I found no porn of Laboon.

Which is weird because, considering Luffy's stretching capacity, you'd think the Laboon X Luffy pairing would have some takers.

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LemonLeman said:
I do like starbound, but take post #832804 for example. It doesn't seem like too much trouble to take things like the Lamia, Lihzahrd, or other enemies (Especially the nymph/lost girl) and sexualize it. (The nymph is already mostly naked anyway.)

o.O correct me if i'm wrong but isn't that where the word nymphomania comes from? mythology related to nymph's? seems like that's more than a mere coincidence.

Clawdragons said:
I found no porn of Laboon]

i'm not entirely sure i've seen human x whale before. dolphins, sure, but not whales. or maybe i've just gone and forgotten something i've seen in the world or porn.

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treos said:

i'm not entirely sure i've seen human x whale before. dolphins, sure, but not whales. or maybe i've just gone and forgotten something i've seen in the world or porn.

There's orcas and humans here on e621, but that's it.

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I'm constantly in awe of there being no Puni Puni Poemi porn.

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I'm sort of left wondering why there hasn't been any porn of Octocat:
post #779452 post #625957

I think it has something to do with Github not being popular enough or that most people who visit the site are programmers who aren't really artists, let alone one that draws porn.

...I might as well draw one for the sake of Rule 34 once I get out of my art block.

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MT_r34 said:
I'm sort of left wondering why there hasn't been any porn of Octocat:
post #779452 post #625957

I think it has something to do with Github not being popular enough or that most people who visit the site are programmers who aren't really artists, let alone one that draws porn.

...I might as well draw one for the sake of Rule 34 once I get out of my art block.

I couldn't find any octocat porn, but I found a bunch of really cute Octocat art and whatever this is.

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Not enough [insert character], that in my eyes is a failure.
Recalling off of the tip of my tongue...
Nowi (Fire Emblem)
female Servine (Pokemon)
Females of that one plant species from Starbound.
Viper (X-COM), well, examples that I like.

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mrnotsosafeforwork said:
Not enough [insert character], that in my eyes is a failure.
Recalling off of the tip of my tongue...
Nowi (Fire Emblem)
female Servine (Pokemon)
Females of that one plant species from Starbound.
Viper (X-COM), well, examples that I like.

"Not enough" or "That I like" is not a proper failure here. Protagonist from Undertale is an "Insert Character name" character, as are most Starbound characters.
Nowi has three explicit images and one questionable.
servine female -rating:s revealed plenty of her quite immediately.
floran female too.
And how can you even claim there's no viper_(x-com)?

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Furrin_Gok said:
"Not enough" or "That I like" is not a proper failure here. Protagonist from Undertale is an "Insert Character name" character, as are most Starbound characters.
Nowi has three explicit images and one questionable.
servine female -rating:s revealed plenty of her quite immediately.
floran female too.
And how can you even claim there's no viper_(x-com)?

Yeah, I do admit that my example is a bit... opinionated.
Nowi is a very legit point. At least R34.paheal clocks in at 86, and nhentai clocking at 18 doushinji. Surprisingly, gelbooru and their sister doushinji site doesn't have near as much though (20 and 0, respectively)
As for servine, there's still more snivy (939) than servine (112) by orders of magnitude, let alone vaginal pics (18 compared to 165)
and I wouldn't say 36 pics (floran female rating:e) is a whole lot, let alone 4 vaginal pics (floran vaginal)
And the Viper was rather opinionated, along with there only being 13 vaginal pics.

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mrnotsosafeforwork said:
Yeah, I do admit that my example is a bit... opinionated.
Nowi is a very legit point. At least R34.paheal clocks in at 86, and nhentai clocking at 18 doushinji. Surprisingly, gelbooru and their sister doushinji site doesn't have near as much though (20 and 0, respectively)
As for servine, there's still more snivy (939) than servine (112) by orders of magnitude, let alone vaginal pics (18 compared to 165)
and I wouldn't say 36 pics (floran female rating:e) is a whole lot, let alone 4 vaginal pics (floran vaginal)
And the Viper was rather opinionated, along with there only being 13 vaginal pics.

Between Snivy and Servine: one order of magnitude. Between either of them and most of the other things mentioned (which have zero pictures): infinite orders of magnitude.

I get you'd like to see more of those things. That's fine. But that's not a failure of rule 34. There is way more porn of Servine than MANY other things. And trying to limit it even further with pictures that not only include the characters you mentioned, but also in specific sex acts...

Again, I get how you feel. I wish there was more Samurott porn. But I haven't mentioned Samurott in this topic because despite how much I like her, rule 34 does not fail if there are any pictures of something. "Not enough" is a completely different topic.

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I'm not quite dissappointed or anything, but I haven't seen anthing of these guys. I remember seeing them when I had this phone, *sigh* such memories.

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Playing through Dangan Ronpa 2, there doesn't seem to be any explicit art of monomi or usami. Kind of funny when we've got Monokuma (Only two but it counts) but not his rival or sister.

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There isn't a lot of porn of indie games for obvious reasons. Cave Story and Undertale are about the only exceptions. CS due to the Mimiga, and Undertale... because... I don't know... Despite having a username apparently named after an Undertale character I know next to nothing about it.

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I know this doesn't count, but it's worth mentioning not because of a personal gripe, but I know people can do better. The Blinx porn is woefully inadequate, it's all fairly generic. The time manipulation mechanic is so exploitable, why hasn't anyone taken advantage of it! Also, personal story. I wish I hadn't found that Super Monkey Ball porn. Oh, and I now have a true failure. Last I checked, there's no porn of Roger from Pac-Man Party. Patra and Woofa sure. (They're even in the same image), but not Roger. I know people sexualize robots and even sexualize Pac-Man, so that Pac-Man shaped robot is totally fair game.

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Hudson

Former Staff

No porn of Afraid of Monsters and Cry of Fear (same producer). Would be super unfitting anyway, so I'm oke with that.

Now that I'm participating in this forum, any member of the government spying on my internet searches might think, "Why the heck is this dude searching for porn of dozens of games, series and movies?"

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Anybody remember that cow from Conker's Bad Fur Day? The one that drinks prune juice and then ends up shitting uncontrollably?

Couldn't find any of that. Shame. I suppose I'll add that on my artist To-Do list.

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Tyuule and Delilah from the Manga/Anime Gate don't get much attention. Only a few pictures of them (while the other characters seems to have tons of pics).

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Various robotic entities from Ratchet and Clank don't have rule 34. The Gadgetron Receptionist and Clank's Mom from the (origional) first game, the pink hoverbot and the Gadgetron salesbot in the second game... Heck, the minibots, hammer bots, bridgebots, and all of the other little buddies of Clank's solo areas are also absent from R34.

Related to the series but not to robots is the Protopet. Such a big part of the second game, and no porn?

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Roughly 16 and a half years since its release, and I haven't seen any porn of Quake III Arena's Sorlag. I can't recall stumbling across any of Klesk/Flisk and Uriel/Zael either.

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Many Heartles, Unversed, and Dream Eaters from the Kingdom Hearts games have gone unrecognized in rule 34, the Unversed especially.

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GameManiac said:
Plenty of powerwild, bouncywild and wyvern_(heartless). And a good amount of meow_wow Dream Eaters. Not much else.

Yes, the heartless got the majority of them, Meow_wow has meow_wow rating:e|one explicit image. There's the Cera Terror, though, which is another Dream Eater that did get porn. Only Unversed I've seen that wasn't just an OC with the Unversed symbol tatooed onto their fur was the hare raiser, though.

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Lance_Armstrong said:
The perfect antidote to Minions cancer.

I wonder if the minion fad could be / could have been stopped in its tracks if a concerted effort was made to ruin their innocent image with huge volumes of horrifying fetishy pornography.

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Clawdragons said:
I wonder if the minion fad could be / could have been stopped in its tracks if a concerted effort was made to ruin their innocent image with huge volumes of horrifying fetishy pornography.

About the only thing I've seen of them is bananas up their butts. Has that changed?

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Furrin_Gok said:
About the only thing I've seen of them is bananas up their butts. Has that changed?

Legitimately laughed out loud at that.

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Apparently we don't have a single explicit or questionable image of Shelgon here.

We have a questionable image of Weavile with a Shelgon in the background, but that doesn't really count.

I'm sure there's Shelgon porn somewhere, but it's surprising there's none here.

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Clawdragons said:
Apparently we don't have a single explicit or questionable image of Shelgon here.

We have a questionable image of Weavile with a Shelgon in the background, but that doesn't really count.

I'm sure there's Shelgon porn somewhere, but it's surprising there's none here.

Bam, rectified. post #908843

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Hey, if anybody can find it, that'd be awesome, but characters from Ori and the Blind Forest are missing. We've got ori and sein (If you really count that one), but not Kuro, Neru, and Gumo? I'd say that's a failure of Rule 34 there.

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Furrin_Gok said:
I'm not sure what you're trying to say here, Lance. You've only supplied two links, no "This is missing" context.

It's something that has no porn of it. What else could it mean in this thread?

post #930047

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Lance_Armstrong said:
It's something that has no porn of it. What else could it mean in this thread?

But your second link showed porn of it.

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Why not the Sweet Pickles characters?

Admittedly, I'm not so much interested in any actual pornography of my suggestions. I'd be quite fine if there were none. However, like a rubbernecker at a train wreck, I do have a certain curiosity of whether there really is any.

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Anyone familiar with the land before time? First movie made by Don Bluth, followed 13 sequels and a TV series?

You know how many times those children dinosaurs cheated death and escaped getting eaten? You'd think there'd be some vore of that or something.

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