Birds are going to war which side are you on Become a slave to avian kind Or rise up and try to fight against billions they have access to our weapons

History says they can win even without access to weapons (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War ). We might be screwed...

crocogator said:
History says they can win even without access to weapons (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War ). We might be screwed...

That war was just some guys in a truck, and the farmers won by just making better fences. Also, how would the birds use weapons? Do they get hands or anthrofied?

killroy1 said:
Birds are going to war which side are you on Become a slave to avian kind Or rise up and try to fight against billions they have access to our weapons

As a bird fur, I must say: SUBMIT TO YOUR SUPERIOR AVIAN OVERLORDS OR PERISH. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

I feel like crows or some other corvid were bound to replace us anyway.

killroy1 said:
Birds are going to war which side are you on Become a slave to avian kind Or rise up and try to fight against billions they have access to our weapons

Goosestep was quite a lethal tactic, I don't see why we would win..

Silly people. Everyone knows birds aren't real. They're secret government drones. :p

clawstripe said:
Silly people. Everyone knows birds aren't real. They're secret government drones. :p

that's what they want you to think.

Finally, my time has arrived.

ugvugvytv said:
That war was just some guys in a truck, and the farmers won by just making better fences. Also, how would the birds use weapons? Do they get hands or anthrofied?

A documentary once debated the coconut carrying capability of certain species of swallows.

kora_viridian said:
At the end-Cretaceous extinction, the dinosaurs figured out how to turn into birds and keep going.

I'm pretty sure at the end-Anthropocene extinction (coming soon to a planet near you!), the birds will figure out how to keep going.

After that, I'm not sure.

https://sites.google.com/site/worldofserina/home

drato said:
A documentary once debated the coconut carrying capability of certain species of swallows.

African or European?

I, for one, welcome our new avian overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted memeposter, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground birdseed caves.

I trust birds will do a better job with the world than whatever the fuck we're doing right now.

*insert opening cutscene from Avianos*

Bro all we gotta do is release like 27 cats onto the island they will make base on. Include me in the feline invasion as well and we will win the war. What are they going to do? Fly away? They will. That’s why we have the us NAVY with large nets to intercept them when they fly over the ocean to escape. But the ones escaping would be the FAMILYS of the birds. They will be forced to surrender to our rule once more. And the birds would pay taxes as well. (I have thought this long and hard)

clawstripe said:
Silly people. Everyone knows birds aren't real. They're secret government drones. :p

I confirm, I saw it on Discovery Channel too.

IDK, I feel like I could try picking corn and millet for a while, birds of prey might like pork or beef. 🤷‍♂️

https://youtu.be/vcApGelNTh8?t=57