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Some place, somewhere, someone is fapping to this.

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!!1

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Hey slug's old profile pic

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Eggplant
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Score: 17
User: JAKXXX3
Date: February 21, 2018

Yay, *pays and receives awesome blowjob*

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Ma'am? I'm afraid I have urgent business to attend to no....hey,stay away from me.

it's a trap! D:

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FIVE CENTS!?!

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Blowjobs for five cents? What's the catch?

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the-game-master said:
it's a trap! D:

Steel trap to be exact D:

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CL
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6 years ago
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Score: 8
User: CL
Date: June 09, 2011

no thanks. i would like to keep my dick.

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Gonna be poor forever.

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*pulls out a dollar*

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Novac said:
Some place, somewhere, someone is fapping to this.

Slug.

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If blow jobs are 5¢, then what can I get for a dollar?

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aksu747 said:
If blow jobs are 5¢, then what can I get for a dollar?

Oh, I know this! It makes 20 blowjobs.

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BUSINESS BAD!
ME BLAME ECONOMY!

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Troxxelcot
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6 years ago

Sounds like a bargain to me!

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FFFF
Member
6 years ago

Jesus this is fucking creepy, I mean, that looks like a real carboard box

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5 cents for a blowjob, ten dollars for it to *not* give you a blowjob

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*puts nickle in cup* now, go blow that guy ^^

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I lol'd

Anyone not in line is a wuss.

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1st: if this doesnt deserve "nightmare_fuel" tag, nothing does... ever... in all time
2nd:

nme22 said:
*puts nickle in cup* now, go blow that guy ^^

epic

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SoWong said: Blowjobs for five cents? What's the catch?

Bandages are $5.
Tourniquets/clamps are $25.
Reconstructive surgery is thousands.
But LoL-o-Troll is priceless.

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Bomber64 said:
Anyone not in line is a wuss.

Anyone not in line is SANE

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Katalamaru said:
Anyone not in line is SANE

Pfff, why one earth would you want to be that?

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Suggestion.

Give it a "weiner"

If it obliterates it into tiny little morsels in half a second, make sure your codpiece is secure and there's a lvl 5 bio barrier on it.

However, if after 5mins the "weiner" is still intact, pull out $20 and have at it.

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Valence said:
5 cents for a blowjob, ten dollars for it to *not* give you a blowjob

Impressive..

nme22 said:
*puts nickle in cup* now, go blow that guy ^^

lmfao.... best kill tactic

Hey MorS, how do you know?

This looks legit.

nme22 said:
*puts nickle in cup* now, go blow that guy ^^

Jesus christ thats an assassination!

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*pulls out 5 cents in pennys* if you can count that then challenge accepted

Zgil
Member
6 years ago

*holds out money* hmmmmmmmm... eh you only live once.

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Seems legit.

anyone got change for a dime?!

Eazt
Member
6 years ago

Bad investment...
But awesome for the first 7 seconds while your dick is intact.

doesnt matter had sex

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Novac said:
Some place, somewhere, someone is fapping to this.

Somehow, that is more horrifying than then picture itself.

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THIS.

The funny part is, that''s not the creature giving blowjobs. He just sells them. There's GOTTA be a hot chick in that box =O

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The funny part is, that''s not the creature giving blowjobs. He just sells them. There's GOTTA be a hot chick in that box =O

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I will not lie, this little bit of nightmare fuel made me smile.

Seems legit.

*crosses arms*
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Novac said:
Some place, somewhere, someone is fapping to this.

A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

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ಠ_ಠ

fuck...no

Dude thats a deal!!!!

Mutisija said:
Yay, *pays and receives awesome blowjob*

then i pay *10 seconds later0 AAAH WHERES MY DICK

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I think I'd actually pay that thing to NOT give me a blowjob.

I think I'd actually pay that thing to NOT give me a blowjob.

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D'AWW. IT"S LIKE A CROCOMIRE <3

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Aluminum_Foil said:
D'AWW. IT"S LIKE A CROCOMIRE <3

Holy shit, it really is!

*Gets quad-barreled shotgun*

"Blow on this!"

BOOOOOOOOM!!!!

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CraX
Member
3 years ago
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Rating: Safe
Score: 159
User: ktkr
Date: July 24, 2010

Well then

This made me laugh for 5 minutes, funniest picture I've seen in weeks

this picture has a very large quantity of yes.

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N-no teeth, please... *deposits a nickle.*

rather get from a sexified carcharodontosaurus

Once your dick goes in to that thing's mouth you'll get a lot of lubricin on your dick!

There is a severe lack of A Charlie Brown Christmas references here.

Commenters, I am disappoint.

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FFFF said:
Jesus this is fucking creepy, I mean, that looks like a real carboard box

Those cardboard boxes, man, I tell ya, I wouldn't want to run into one of them in a dark alleyway.... I wish my parents wouldn't have...

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avarice said:
doesnt matter had sex

Yeah, but now you can't top anymore. So, the joke's on you!

Blowjob without teeth: $4.350

Here comes the nightmare train. Choo-choo

*Ponders* Hhmmmmm..

hes actually really cute..... id give him 5 dollars

Arkane said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0DHe4lJuDY

what was the video about its private now?

has a second mouth on her underbelly with three velvety tongues in it.

5 cents so you can blow it, not get it to blow you. Silly people.

Also I wonder the price of a deep tongue kiss.

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randomhyena said:
5 cents so you can blow it, not get it to blow you. Silly people.

Also I wonder the price of a deep tongue kiss.

I'll pass dude

Novac said:
Some place, somewhere, someone is fapping to this.

LaughingBaka said:
*pulls out a dollar*

Acolyte said:
BUSINESS BAD!
ME BLAME ECONOMY!

FFFF said:
Jesus this is fucking creepy, I mean, that looks like a real carboard box

nme22 said:
*puts nickle in cup* now, go blow that guy ^^

Demon said:
Suggestion.

Give it a "weiner"

If it obliterates it into tiny little morsels in half a second, make sure your codpiece is secure and there's a lvl 5 bio barrier on it.

However, if after 5mins the "weiner" is still intact, pull out $20 and have at it.

TheShepPistols said:
Jesus christ thats an assassination!

avarice said:
doesnt matter had sex

BlackHairedSub said:
The funny part is, that''s not the creature giving blowjobs. He just sells them. There's GOTTA be a hot chick in that box =O

You are all the best.

MorS said:
I see problem here somewhere... THIS THING IS MALE!

how is that a problem?

Here's 20 bucks.

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SoWong said:
Blowjobs for five cents? What's the catch?

I think she's the catch.

Your cock's the bait

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fuck a bunch a'THAT!!!!

Y'know, somewhere in this comment section someone said that someone, somewhere is fapping to this. And that ladder someone is me.

Patrick- Hey sponge? Can I borrow a quarter?

Trumps economic plan in a nutshell

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How much not to have one?

Can you break a dime?

Foxel
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1 year ago
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Rating: Safe
Score: 65
User: robyn_chaos
Date: September 18, 2010

Well, there goes my comment upvotes for an hour.

Five cents for a blowjob? These are some hard times.

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ShadowManGray said:
Five cents for a blowjob? These are some hard times.

Yes, economy is in a bad state.