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Drinking alcohol through your ass? Is that really a thing? That can't be healthy or safe.

FatherOfGray said:
Drinking alcohol through your ass? Is that really a thing? That can't be healthy or safe.

I heard a story about some youngsters filling up tampons with Vodka and putting that up their not so sunny parts.
I think it's not a recommended thing to do as it's nigh impossible to regulate alc intake.

FatherOfGray said:
Drinking alcohol through your ass? Is that really a thing? That can't be healthy or safe.

nope :3 it bypasses the liver completely so none of it's getting filtered

Drinking alcohol through your ass gets you drunk almost instantly, but as Joker said it completely bypasses the liver, so a drink that size could have fatal (or almost-fatal) consequences as the alcohol is introduced directly into your bloodstream.

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FatherOfGray said:
Drinking alcohol through your ass? Is that really a thing? That can't be healthy or safe.

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html

Bongani said:
Drinking alcohol through your ass gets you drunk almost instantly, but as Joker said it completely bypasses the liver, so a drink that size could have fatal (or almost-fatal) consequences as the alcohol is introduced directly into your bloodstream.

Yeah, so NOT going to try that.

Bypassing the liver, that is nonsense.
The liver doesn't filter out the alcohol, it takes it apart (a process which starts an hour after you started took the first bits of alcohol into your system).
The difference is actually in the speed of absorption. If you drink it normally it will get into the stomach, mixed with other food and acid, then slowly taken into the bloodstream through the intestines.

If you use it anally (girls may even do it vaginally) you will speed up the process greatly.
It only bypasses vomiting, no emergency stomach-emptying available to make sure alc intake is limited.

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FatherOfGray said:
Drinking alcohol through your ass? Is that really a thing? That can't be healthy or safe.

i've heard of it. it's supposed to get the alcohol to your brain faster

Ugh... If he wanted to get drunk quickly he could have done it the easy way and teleported to a high elevation and drunk it normally. Half way up a mountain for example.

It's miller time ;p

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-Frazzledragon said:
Bypassing the liver, that is nonsense.
The liver doesn't filter out the alcohol, it takes it apart (a process which starts an hour after you started took the first bits of alcohol into your system).
The difference is actually in the speed of absorption. If you drink it normally it will get into the stomach, mixed with other food and acid, then slowly taken into the bloodstream through the intestines.

If you use it anally (girls may even do it vaginally) you will speed up the process greatly.
It only bypasses vomiting, no emergency stomach-emptying available to make sure alc intake is limited.

It's not just the speed, it IS about bypassing the liver and stomach, as they contain an enzyme that breaks down alcohol to remove the toxicity. Before it enters your bloedstream, it needs to pass through your stomach and partially through your liver. Sending it straight to your bloodstream WILL have it reach the liver eventually, but since part of it was not processed by your stomach, the toxicity will be much harder for the liver to process. Please, take a basic medicine or health course before spouting bullshit.

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