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News - Mar 03, 2015 (8 hours ago)

Important announcement: We are planning to upgrade the HDD tomorrow (March 4th) and expect downtime throughout the entire afternoon (MST or GMT-7).

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Inspired by this line from the citadel DLC:
“You’re the boss. Except when you’re not. And in that case... find me later."

PLACES SHEPARD AND KAIDAN WERE NAKED TOGETHER DURING A PERIOD OF 24 HOURS

Couch
Floor next to couch
Under table on floor next to couch
Pool table
Bar stool (commander’s note: would not recommend)
Hot tub
Next to hot tub
In artistic fountain (commander’s note: not like a shower at all actually)
Kitchen counter
Pool table
Against wall
Against other wall
How many walls does this place have?
Staircase
Kitchen counter
That can’t be sanitary
Floor next to kitchen counter
I think I hit my head, Kaidan
I think I—mfh
I’m sore, Kaidan.
Are you sore, Kaidan?
Yeah, I know. Wasn’t my brightest idea to challenge James Vega’s pull up record. I get it. But a man has pride.
And a man doesn’t have arms.
And a man might not mind a backrub.
Couch again.
Love that couch.

PLACES JOKER’S SITTING AND WHERE HE DOESN’T KNOW SHEPARD AND KAIDAN WERE NAKED LESS THAN 24 HOURS AGO

Couch
Should we tell him, Shepard?
Yeah. Yeah, I didn’t think so.

(writing by spicyshimmy) [link]