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Inspired by this line from the citadel DLC:
“You’re the boss. Except when you’re not. And in that case... find me later."

PLACES SHEPARD AND KAIDAN WERE NAKED TOGETHER DURING A PERIOD OF 24 HOURS

Couch
Floor next to couch
Under table on floor next to couch
Pool table
Bar stool (commander’s note: would not recommend)
Hot tub
Next to hot tub
In artistic fountain (commander’s note: not like a shower at all actually)
Kitchen counter
Pool table
Against wall
Against other wall
How many walls does this place have?
Staircase
Kitchen counter
That can’t be sanitary
Floor next to kitchen counter
I think I hit my head, Kaidan
I think I—mfh
I’m sore, Kaidan.
Are you sore, Kaidan?
Yeah, I know. Wasn’t my brightest idea to challenge James Vega’s pull up record. I get it. But a man has pride.
And a man doesn’t have arms.
And a man might not mind a backrub.
Couch again.
Love that couch.

PLACES JOKER’S SITTING AND WHERE HE DOESN’T KNOW SHEPARD AND KAIDAN WERE NAKED LESS THAN 24 HOURS AGO

Couch
Should we tell him, Shepard?
Yeah. Yeah, I didn’t think so.

(writing by spicyshimmy) [link]

This is not furry and doesn't belo -explodes-

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Is there a rule against xbawkshueg descriptions?
I'd think you would want to just refer to source if there is a story to go with the image.

Also this is not furry and doesn't belo -explodes-

-3

Pfft, a tasteful hardcore gay pic reasonably drawn and painted. How'd this find its way here? :V

Munkelzahn
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Rating: Explicit
Score: -920
User: Munkelzahn
Date: September 16, 2013

/me waits for someone to approve it so I can upload the bvats

Munkelzahn said:
/me waits for someone to approve it so I can upload the bvats

It's all yours, man. :I

What are those strange creatures... =*_*=