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Fmafanclub
Member4 years ago
I laughed hard and then felt sad for him.
But that's still funny.
Daneasaur
Member4 years ago
"At first it was funny, then it just got sad, but then it got funny again. Oh man..." - Ellis
Faeberry
Member4 years ago
Depressed, he then turned around and was greeted by GARY OAK.
shotien
Member4 years ago
This is what happen if you don't pay your tax bill.
Veldazik
Member4 years ago
Wait, how is this funny?
Poor Ampharos... <:c
Dazreiello
Member4 years ago
I think the funny thing about this is that this most likely would never happen in the world of pokemon, yet here we are
Fmafanclub
Member4 years ago
It's hilarious when I picture the kid's face.
CamKitty
Member4 years ago
Almost like they have a storage device so they stay in some kind of stasis while knocked out or something . . .
IguanasAreCool
Member4 years ago
Well I guess your just gonna have to go to the next town
falconpunch
Member4 years ago
Go to the shop and buy a revive
ThunderDasher175
Member4 years ago
You sir...are amazing
Xatuish
Member4 years ago
This is me whenever I just want to get to a Pokemon Center, except they are always mirages.
TheYoshiMurderer
Member4 years ago
Sorry we're closed
Dapperfox
Member4 years ago
This is what would gappen if republicans existed in pokemon
Deiliun
Member4 years ago
A strange way to cure a Pokémon with no items is putting it in the PC, then take it out and poof, your Pokémon is cured.
Theclarinetist
Blocked4 years ago
I'm LOLing at the "bad end" tag
Novalix
Member4 years ago
That gonna be a long way to carry that ampharos though.
GarethGobulcoque
Member4 years ago
Yeah, Ampharos is 135 pounds. It's not the only one that should be fainted.
Jhadow Fyre
Member4 years ago
"Ellis, is now the best time?"
Novalix
Member4 years ago
Really?, I was thinkin somewhere close to 200Lbs
GarethGobulcoque
Member4 years ago
My measurement is from the official wiki, which also says Ampharos is 4'7". I think the conversion from rest-of-the-world measurements to American ones makes Pokemon a lot smaller than they look.
Yoshi Maw
Member4 years ago
and that bitch would like to battle
KhajiitSneakThief
Blocked4 years ago
This is what happens when you let capitalists run the hospital and nobody can afford to use it.
Hand of Fayt
Member4 years ago
madninjaskillz
Member4 years ago
You, good sir, just got an internet.
AshleyKitty
Member3 years ago
"Sup bitches?"
Desmo
Member3 years ago
LOL! That's messed up!
OvarieDestroyer42069
Member3 years ago
Get on your unconscious Pidgey and fly back home.
wolfegalvin
Member3 years ago
you mean this look?
https://e621.net/post/show/239864/-o-abra-ambiguous_gender-backpack-brown_hair-comic
phijkchu
Member3 years ago
Oh my god, that is the most glorious thing ever XD
Lance Armstrong
Janitor3 years ago
Thanks, Obama.
MintMint
Member3 years ago
If you feel bad about this, just assume that something used Hynposis on Ampharos. It won't wake up out of battle~
Idosay
Member3 years ago
We'll you ain't gonna get Obamacare now nigga
ΦΘΨΚ!
Member3 years ago
Nigga that shits free! my fucking gerbil can get obamacare if he wants.
A Friendly Fuckboy
Member3 years ago
Also known as..... Assfart
Oracle of Pelor
Member3 years ago
I doubt this guy has enough money to buy pokeballs
TheBorder
Member3 years ago
You can see it in the reflection on the door.
wtfalpha
Member3 years ago
Don't you mean, "Bitchmouth OAK"?
ShylokVakarian
Member3 years ago
"HOLY SHIT, GUYS! KIDDIE LAAAND!" -Ellis
Derpy Whooves
Member3 years ago
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Dipsarehot
Member3 years ago
Goodbye boner
Zeraora
Member2 years ago
Well, fuck
CrabKingHunter
Member2 years ago
Open 24/7/365*
*Not open on Feb 29
bwtisrcool12
Member2 years ago
Every FUCKING TIME!
bwtisrcool12
Member2 years ago
Also these comments are amazing.
Tack
Member2 years ago
Better yet, just go use Rock Smash on those boulders in the cave until you find one.
(I'm just surprised he's even able to carry Ampharos like that, it looks really heavy.)
verruckt
Member2 years ago
Grabbin' a shot
brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
Smudge Proof
Member2 years ago
That day little Jimmy learned that capturing wild animals, stuffing them in balls and releasing them to beat up other people's similarly acquired animals in a pointless dick measuring contest indeed had its unpleasant consequences.
Sandile Zymphia
Member2 years ago
That´s expensive & a huge waste of money : bad idea.
Sandile Zymphia
Member2 years ago
Buuuuuuuuuhh that does not make sense since female pokemon (or genderless) don´t have any dicks & even if they all had an penis under their mouth "like a beard" it would indeed be pointless to measure them (unless there is a $ price for the smallest & biggest) & how would a contest of the high amount of pointlessness faint the contestants?
Think about that next time that you
will be eating carrots while masturbating to elvis presley in your ketchup bath on your private plane (like the rest of us do) on a regular basis. OK?!?!
DaFekzz
Member1 year ago
well, The computer is connected to the pokémon center, wich has a machine for the healing, but since it's closed, I think it's better just to go home and rest...
because that cures pokémons and no one can say bullshit on that, HA I WON!
RyanO'Donnell
Blocked1 year ago
Are you referencing Left 4 Dead 2?
Daneasaur
Member1 year ago
That I am.
HARPSEAL
Member1 year ago
lol hospitals don't close right ?
they must be having problems
RyanO'Donnell
Blocked1 year ago
To tell you the truth, I love playing as Ellis because he is quite funny and is the embodiment of redneck stereotypes
Daneasaur
Member1 year ago
That makes it all the better.
RyanO'Donnell
Blocked1 year ago
Another reason why Ellis is funny is because he loves to reference pop culture in his quotes
AntisocialNephti
Member1 year ago
The shop is in the pokemon center last I checked.
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