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Anyone who flags this image for deletion automatically gets a 10,000 day irreversible ban.

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Dogenzaka
Privileged
7 years ago
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Rating: Questionable
Score: 224
User: Juni221
Date: December 25, 2014

Don't tell me you have a thing for lobsters?

*waits patiently for a user that thinks mellis is bluffing*

You have been blocked. Reason: LOBSTERBANNED (also a coward, unlike the MANLY MardukRising). Expires: 2037-11-29

MardukRising? Manly?
Oh you.

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He had manly intestinal fortitude to get lobsterbanned on his real account instead of one made just to get lobsterbanned. That takes MOXIE

also PS I don't know who any of you are so maybe MardukRising is actually a dainty lass who knows

mellis said:
He had manly intestinal fortitude to get lobsterbanned on his real account instead of one made just to get lobsterbanned. That takes MOXIE

So, what?

I have to prove I'm a man on an internet furry porn site by getting banned for 10,000 days? I don't think so.

TELL ME HOW YOU REALLY FEEL

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I think mellis is drunk.

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mellis said:
TELL ME HOW YOU REALLY FEEL

You know what? I'm just going to leave. I have better things to do than to argue with someone who's obviously not mature enough to handle their moderation powers.

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This is....awesome.

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Does this mean mellis wins by default?

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Helio said:
You know what? I'm just going to leave. I have better things to do than to argue with someone who's obviously not mature enough to handle their moderation powers.

Seconded, but not the leaving part.

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Lobsterbans are SERIOUS BUSINESS

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mellis said:
Lobsterbans are SERIOUS BUSINESS

SRS BZNS. you're doing it wrong

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I honestly had no idea what was going on until I looked at the tags
and yet, I'm still confused.

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Oh great, mod abuse. That's wonderful.

I guess people can just make new accounts but they can't really use the same name again.

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YES THE POOR PEOPLE ABUSED BY THE MOD BANNING ANYONE WHO FLAGS THE IMAGE FOR DELETION AND HAS TO FILL OUT A REASON BEFORE IT ALLOWS THEM TO, ON THE IMAGE THAT SAYS IF YOU FLAG IT YOU WILL BE BANNED. IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO GET ACCIDENTALLY BANNED BY THIS YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY WORK AT IT.

Mod abuuuuuse! T_T

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elix
Member
7 years ago

Bump for e6's fail at not letting me move the translation note into place. Hopefully, e6 v2.burgers will fix that. Also, there is a translation note stuck around the first LOBSTERBAN.

holy shit what did you do to that note? That's amazing.

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the vole
Privileged
7 years ago
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Rating: Safe
Score: 29
User: CrackParrot
Date: July 13, 2017

mellis said:
Anyone who flags this image for deletion automatically gets a 10,000 day irreversible ban.

this might actually make me do it, mellis :V

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It's like /b/ all over again.

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Purple said:
It's like /b/ all over again.

great just what we need another /b/ but run by furrys thats just peachy -_-'

Wow.

MardukRising got PWN'D.

You'd think anybody <select><option value="with half a lick of sense">with half a lick of sense</option><option value="signed up on this site for over a week">signed up on this site for over a week</option><option value="who ever looked at the ban listings">who ever looked at the ban listings</option></select> would know better.

Gotta give him/her their props for being ballsy though.

If they made a new account though, I wonder if they'd be banned for ban evasion as per usual.

I think this is funny on a number of levels. A: You're all talking about someone who got banned for being ballsy enough to do something like that, where no one else had the balls to do it. B: The mod actually did something really childish. C: You're talking about 4chan, enough said. D: OHHHHH DIS IS BAAAAD.

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mellis said:
Anyone who flags this image for deletion automatically gets a 10,000 day irreversible ban.

hahahahahaha XD

Being "LOBSTERBANNED". . . a new trend ? ? ?

WolfieWolfie1992 said:
Being "LOBSTERBANNED". . . a new trend ? ? ?

So far its:

Good: Bats
Bad: Sharks
Even worse: Lobsters

FurZ
Member
7 years ago

Sure are a lot of whiny furries in here.

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This is easily the greatest thing I have ever seen on e6! Kudos.

Shyre
Blocked
7 years ago

Here's a suggestion: get a job so you don't have to beg for donations and resort to this stupid shit to waste valuable time as well as that of others.

STFU! All these large words are hurting
my head!

At least let a JUGGALO FUR get stoned first.....

I say dads funneh...

This just entertained me. =] I like lobsterban. =] :D

I've always wanted a pet lobster...

mellis said:
Anyone who flags this image for deletion automatically gets a 10,000 day irreversible ban.

you are eather drunk or stupid i have flaged this for deation already and i'm still here

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as tempting as this is...I think I'll leave it alone.

Swamp
Privileged
7 years ago
2015 ambiguous_gender black_and_white canine mammal monochrome plejman sketch solo wolf

Rating: Safe
Score: 5
User: Plejman
Date: July 24, 2015

ROCK LOBSTER!

swamprootwolf said:
ROCK LOBSTER!

fuck ya

Wow, MardukRising took the bait.

Also, he ruined the name of a great band.

damien said:
you are eather drunk or stupid i have flaged this for deation already and i'm still here

Applauds for someone being against stupid shit, not that the banner itself is stupid, but the moderation, since telling someone not to ban, tempts stupid people, and the fact it's tagged ban me.This should be open to opinion AND ban if challenged, wether it be banned or not.

All I'm going to say seeing the whole post and everything about it is retarded ._.

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even after reading this all....WTF IS A LOBSTERBAN

A ban for flagging this image for deletion, and it lasts 10,000 days.

Rest in Peace Yeneeko and Shyre, the great heroes of our time, martyred by a butthurt mod/admin. MAY YOU NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.

also inb4 buttban

As old as this is, would someone still get banned for 10,000 days if they clicked FFD?

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AshuraK said:
As old as this is, would someone still get banned for 10,000 days if they clicked FFD?

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only one way to find out... I am not that curious.

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Dabajabazah said:
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only one way to find out... I am not that curious.

FUCK YEAH LET'S DO IT
*ffd*

I'm not banned yet...!

DarkShadow6 said:
I'm not banned yet...!

You win every internet in the universe. ಠ_ಠ

thread necromancy much?

I'm going to do it!

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AH memories of bad mods lol

Rainbow_Dash said:
I'm going to do it!

I don't think being banned will happen any more, due to mellis being just a member now

Rainbow_Dash said:
I'm going to do it!

Oh the irony XD

CamKitty said:
AH memories of bad mods lol

Mellis is only bad because

DarkShadow6 said:
I'm not banned yet...!

Patchi
Privileged
4 years ago
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Rating: Safe
Score: 78
User: Patchi
Date: July 27, 2013

R.I.P Zeru, the newest victim to the lobsterban

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IT STILL WORKS!

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This is so weird. The sole purpose of this image's existence seems to be to tempt anyone who wants to control this site through abuse of the flagging system.

I love it.

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Kiparis said:
IT STILL WORKS!

...It does?
Why wasn't I lobsterbanned, then?

THIS IS TOO FUNNY XD

If I ever decide to leave this site, I know how I'm going to do it.

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Are the lobster flags just all hidden? There are very few flags on here, one of which has a Lobster ban that's expired, one who's a current admin with no negative records, and the rest remaining on it were banned for reasons other than the Lobster Ban.

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Furrin_Gok said:
Are the lobster flags just all hidden? There are very few flags on here, one of which has a Lobster ban that's expired, one who's a current admin with no negative records, and the rest remaining on it were banned for reasons other than the Lobster Ban.

The flags were probs removed or something

TheEcoPath said:
The flags were probs removed or something

Hopefully but this right here does show that E621 had a time where mods abused their powers and did what they wanted and banned people for the most stupid reasons imaginable.