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  • Non-Entity said:
    I thought it was a banana
    Wait, that is a banana...

    If you banana grows legs, a mouth, and start fucking you call a plant doctor.

    Or a veterinary. Or a normal doctor. It mainly depends on the sapience and biology of the thing.

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  • Giygas said:
    If you banana grows legs, a mouth, and start fucking you call a plant doctor.

    Or a veterinary. Or a normal doctor. It mainly depends on the sapience and biology of the thing.

    pretty sure you don't actually have to call anyone
    just wait for the foundation to bust your front door in

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  • Looking at the wiki page, it was a fish from a place that sold heavily genetically modified fish, this was part of a fruit themed line but it gained the ability to express genes from creatures it ate part of.

    Also it has basically every toxic kind of bacteria in its gut, so anal is risky.

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  • MrNerorthi said:
    Looking at the wiki page, it was a fish from a place that sold heavily genetically modified fish, this was part of a fruit themed line but it gained the ability to express genes from creatures it ate part of.

    Also it has basically every toxic kind of bacteria in its gut, so anal is risky.

    I'm not hearing impossible to fuck without dying. I can't hear you over my penis.

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  • mrnerorthi said:
    Looking at the wiki page, it was a fish from a place that sold heavily genetically modified fish, this was part of a fruit themed line but it gained the ability to express genes from creatures it ate part of.

    Also it has basically every toxic kind of bacteria in its gut, so anal is risky.

    Well, it doesn't say anything about deadly vaginal secretions, so...

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  • mrnerorthi said:
    Looking at the wiki page, it was a fish from a place that sold heavily genetically modified fish, this was part of a fruit themed line but it gained the ability to express genes from creatures it ate part of.

    Also it has basically every toxic kind of bacteria in its gut, so anal is risky.

    To quote the Rubber: "It has everything that can cause cancer inside it, exept this everything cancer only makes it stronger!"

    Updated

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  • xam6040 said:
    To quote the Rubber: "It has everything that can cause cancer inside it, exept this everything cancer only makes it stronger!"
    basiclly.

    just dont let it have young and you should be fine. so praobly get it on birth control and you should be fine

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  • meteo1337 said:
    pretty sure you don't actually have to call anyone
    just wait for the foundation to bust your front door in

    What.. No

    (Get in there now they're breeding!)

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