I have so many questions.

I need a "How It's Made" on these things.

Never knew detached Penis was a Tag ._.

WhatTheFuckIsASonic said:
Never knew detached Penis was a Tag ._.

I believe they're more used for visualization of someone's penis fucking someone without actually showing the character or the character the dick belongs to it just off screen.

I didn't know I wanted this until now.

finalsermon said:
I believe they're more used for visualization of someone's penis fucking someone without actually showing the character or the character the dick belongs to it just off screen.

nah. thad be disembodied penis

Now I am increasingly motivated to make sheath drink coolers

maxus said:
Now I am increasingly motivated to make sheath drink coolers

If you do let me know

Time to crack open a musky one with the boys

maxus said:
Now I am increasingly motivated to make sheath drink coolers

Sell that shit on etsy, I'd probably by one. Or two. Dozen.
Maybe large silicone eggs in faux-fur pouches for the balls.

hexils said:
I have so many questions.

I need a "How It's Made" on these things.

Knife

ember_wite said:
Knife

No knife is involved

koorivlf said:
No knife is involved

Aperture Science mini portal rings

ember_wite said:
Knife

hey apple!

maxus said:
Now I am increasingly motivated to make sheath drink coolers

8fetishesandcounting said:
Sell that shit on etsy, I'd probably by one. Or two. Dozen.
Maybe large silicone eggs in faux-fur pouches for the balls.

koorivlf said:
If you do let me know

So as it turns out, there's this Gaudy Griphon company that released a kind of docking-style penetrable sex toy and one of the things they specifically mention in the description and promo pictures is how it fits most soda cans and beer bottles.

It's real, folks!

While made with penetration in mind, Russell is open to other things! [...]

With his jiggly balls and elastic opening, he makes a great stress toy or desk buddy! With the penis removed he even fits most 330/440ml drinks cans and beer bottles too; This dog like's [sic] to party hard! [...]