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Endor-7th
MemberI gOt No StRiNgS, tO hOlD mE dOwN!!!
DoYaThang
MemberBro got thunk'd, old man's got a good arm
Shapie
MemberAffection is infectious
Tol'kaed
MemberNoooooooo!
snowie
MemberOh noe..
thats not gunna go down well
an cements her hiding in teh walls all the time :'(
Synth0tic
MemberHell yeah, praise the sun
MultipleAntsUpMyAss
MemberNOO π’ DONT HURT THE PRECIOUS SCARECROW
Lacota
MembertO maKe mE fRet, oR mAke Me fRoWn!!
Armaldo Sling
Memberhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwxTZaa3NgI
TheHuskyK9
Former StaffThatβs one way to rock out
Wendigo Maximum
MemberOh, so that's how they lost their eyes
Updated
Ragnars rock
MemberOk, not blasted, but they got fucking stoned.
Not sure if that is any better.
Also, nice "Harold" reference.
user 655267
MemberShe was, if for naught but just a moment, a [REAL GIRL]
The Unnamed Visitor
Member"POW, right in the kisser!"
But for real now, imagine this from Odd's perspective. You are practically born of the affection two people show you, slowly gain the ability to move, and the first thing the only people you've ever known do when they realize you're alive...is throw a stone at your head, knocking you to the ground and blinding you.
Crayontail01
MemberStop it! Stop hurting our baby!
Armaldo Sling
MemberFrom the perspective of the couple is even worst. Imagine you made an scarecrow, brought it inside your house only for a few days later it disappear. You suspect some random kid is pulling a prank and is now on the roof. Outside you find what could as well be that kid wearing the scarecrow outfit and walking onto the roof and you throw a rock at them? Like WTF man?
GiottoGhost
MemberHERE I GO!!!! WATCH ME FLY, [MAMA]!!!!
agoodsmarrtname
Memberits the [big shots] time to fly!
abd33
Membertalk about flying too close to the sun lmao
fuggtownbrown
Memberreal talk this would make me shit my pants if I was the farmer here, don't really blame him. poor scarecrow tho
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