'Ara: Focused Growth'

Ara - Ugh...its always nag nag nag with that Village leaders, "Ya gotta practice, don't get rusty or someone will catch you off guard and fuck your tits"...pffft...like that would ever happen, no way someone would get the drop on me like that, aint that right Rio?

Rio - Ara, as much as I "love" your company, can we please focus on the chakra training you where forced to do and I was unfortunately forced to teach...hard to believe it, but I have much more important things to do then listen to you complain about whatever minute issue it is today

Ara - Oh yeah, I always forget what a whiny little twig you are, never change Rio

Rio - Still the spoiled oversized cow as always, we all can't be born with such stupid amounts of chakra and mass to match...others gotta actually put in work to be top tier assassins

Ara - For so much hard work, you sure as hell don't have much to show with your low rank and plywood build, I've seen Froakies with bigger builds and more missions under their belt then you...and I should know, they are on my team

Rio - And those Froakies are the reason you even complete any of your missions, Ara the Airhead, always blundering into fuck up after fuck up and only getting bailed out by those talented twins and whatever cosmic levels of bullshit luck you have

Ara - Ah, there it it is, there's the Rio I know, the pissy plywood pouter whose always "jelly" of others who get more attention then you and not this calm and wise sensei persona bullshit you have everyone else fooled with

Rio - GAWD! You are some damn annoying, take out your damn scroll and lets finish this "trianing hell" so I can get as far away from you as possible

Ara - Thats what I've been doing you dick! Hard to do 3 things at once when some frail sapling is bitching in my ear!

Rio - Oh for Arceus sake! Focus your chakra into your ass for all I care, still wouldn't be the biggest thing around with that massive ego you got!

Ara - You'd like that wouldn't ya Riiiiiooooo! A big, fat, wide, thick, meaty, thick thighed, dump truck sized ass covered in booty sweat just smashing right into that stupid face of yours!

*Ominious glow and surge of powers*

Ara - ...uhh...

Rio - ...wait...did you just...

*Spontaneous growth sounds*

Rio - You gotta be kidding me, I hate you so much A-!

*Wall shattering boom*

Ara - Oh shit! Rio...you good? Haha, my bad...I guess I got a little too focused on the ass part...

Rio - ............*groans*...my back...my back

Ara - So yeah....great practice, learned alot today, stay focused and whatnot...yep yep....

Rio - ......I'm dying...help me

Ara - *sigh* Yeah, I'll carry you to the village healer once I refocus some of this chakra back to a more "normal" size

Rio - ....oh Arceus...I'll be stuck here for years at the rate you learn

Ara - Wow, even with broken bones and pinned to a wall under a ton of booty, you still find a way to be a prick...classy Rio

- A natural born talent in her own way, Ara still has to train and practice, though the slacker Greninja would rather be goofing off and sleeping, so sometimes the Village Elders have to step in and force their prized kunoichi to get off her huge ass and focus on her skills...the biggest issue being the focus part as everyone is all too aware how much of a scatterbrain she is, thus she is paired with the sharp mind and focused Rio, and of course they hate each others guts as they are like Yin and Yang, one thicc and airheaded lazy frog who barely puts effort into anything, and the slim and small hard working ninja whose mind is as sharp as a kunai, within minutes of their joint training the two are already bickering and as any ninja knows, losing control of your emotions while wielding techniques that require a clear and focused mind will end in some mixed results at best or a spine shattering disaster -

Greninja © GameFreak/Nintendo

Art - DNP101

Ara & Rio - Cornchip21