I love the applause, we love our bass boosted ranting soldier rants

Poor Raven is just along for the ride

I just feel bad for him at this point.

raven just cant fuck wit this heavy

"thank you so much cerberus (fortnite)"

beautiful

Raven is just 200% done at 1:34 mark, I can't!
Also, that "Cerberus Fortnite" just launched my sides to orbit, didn't expect that at all. Glorious <3

did the kiss turn him on a bit

fapmaster said:
did the kiss turn him on a bit

I think so. There was also the endearing arm hold from cerb.

lecoltas said:
I just feel bad for him at this point.

they say if you love your job you never work a day in your life

so by that logic, he's working about 7 days a week, maybe 8

I'm lookin at the character tags and... where.. where does king crimson come in?

came for the porn, stayed for the injustices of the working class

I mean, to be completely fair to our bass-boosted friend, it's usually against the rules to have sex in or around a pool for health reasons. Intercourse can potentially introduce bio-hazards or pathogens from precum or vaginal discharge to the pool water, which would require clearing the pool and chemical treatment of the water. (Source: I used to be a lifeguard)

Also, good on Cerberus for promoting unionization as a means of employee bargaining.

freelancer_florida said:
I'm lookin at the character tags and... where.. where does king crimson come in?

very briefly around the 1:20 mark when the soldier points at his forehead

New Bass boosted soldier just dropped les go

So they call him "Officer Loud", we now know his first or last name!

The CPR motion he made was one of the funniest bits (even though it's nothing but funny bits)!!!

this entire video had me almost laughing but for some reason "thank you cerberus fortnite" is the line that broke me

freelancer_florida said:
I'm lookin at the character tags and... where.. where does king crimson come in?

at around 1:20, epitath appears for a second on the guy's forehead

The idea of the Bass boosted soldier is probably the best idea I've ever seen on this site. Never fails to make me laugh

shout out to turborenegade, gotta be one of my favorite funny artist

I came here for lewds, but this animation gave me deep sympathy for that overqualified hero. Blesd his soul.

Get this man some pussy, at this point he needs it more than Cerberus

the way he gets hard again when he kiss him 😭

I do like the detail of him slowly going softer as it goes on.

Lmao I like how we always get this before the actual porn

skoundrel said:
I do like the detail of him slowly going softer as it goes on.

Same

This series is to fucking funny man it’s so funny I’d rather watch this than the actual porn LOL

The fact that this is the 300th Cerberus post (3 joke hahaha) is sending me

Not gonna lie... This made me laugh a little too hard...

Wait, why is this tagged with AI Voice? The applause?

Cerberus is credited with a VA.

... Wait, it's not the soldier, is it?

I figured it was turborenegade just doing rants with the bass overcranked and I sure hope that's all it is.

daneasaur said:
Wait, why is this tagged with AI Voice? The applause?

Cerberus is credited with a VA.

... Wait, it's not the soldier, is it?

I figured it was turborenegade just doing rants with the bass overcranked and I sure hope that's all it is.

It does sound like ai voice but given the bass boost i can't be certain.

I can feel Cerberus's boner going down and Raven losing her lust as they talk :(

Hope we get the version where they actually get to bone.
(I'm jealous if the members who get the full version: it looked so hot at the beginning!)

Now that you seem to have found a better cerberus model, are you gonna finish/continue #4668426 ?

artcwolf22 said:
It does sound like ai voice but given the bass boost i can't be certain.

Yeah, all ai vocies have a tin-like echo and the bass boosting just adds more of it.

This tag isn't on anything else he's in.

Think it might have been for Cerberus with the tagger mistaking it for an AI copy of Solid Snake?

My boy seriously just can’t catch a break can he?

HE'S BAAAAACK

daneasaur said:
Wait, why is this tagged with AI Voice? The applause?

Cerberus is credited with a VA.

... Wait, it's not the soldier, is it?

I figured it was turborenegade just doing rants with the bass overcranked and I sure hope that's all it is.

He's mentioned on other entries here that the soldier is an AI voice.

From the HollowKnight video

turborenegade said:
the voice itself is actually AI-generated using a handful of clips from SCP containment breach with some editing done in post to get it sounding just right and weeding out the occasional slip-ups or audio corruptions :] that being said, the upcoming animation will have actual voice acting as well which i'm excited to see once it's all put together

dmw45 said:
He's mentioned on other entries here that the soldier is an AI voice.

From the HollowKnight video

You know, this is why we can't have nice things.

This means all videos with him need the tag ai_generated_audio .

I've done the liberty of adding it to all the current uploads.

The soldier should go work for drg, he not be a dwarf but he aint no leaflover and would get along with the dwarves very well imo.

i got to him yelling "Hey" 2 seconds into the video and almost fucking died.

this guys the charcter of all time 100%

One hell of a alt video

I love how Cerberus's voice actor here sounds like Raiden from Metal Gear Solid