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  • Space pirate - "Alright, you got me, I… Say captain, is that the first time you've ever drawn that weapon?"

    Captain - "N-no, why would y-you think that? I've shot sev…several punks like you"

    Pirate - "Oh, I don't think so, cap. It's clean as a whistle. Not a scratch on it. Never seen a gun with a body count ever been so clean."

    captain - "Well, I c…cleaned it. And polished out the scratches. Just last n…night. With um, space gun polish."

    Pirate - "And you're shaking captain. I don't think there's enough fur on your balls to pull that trigger."

    captain - "Wait! D…don't move! I'm warning you! Clean guns make big holes! Stop! STOP! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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  • Acolyte said:
    Space pirate - "Alright, you got me, I… Say captain, is that the first time you've ever drawn that weapon?"

    Captain - "N-no, why would y-you think that? I've shot sev…several punks like you"

    Pirate - "Oh, I don't think so, cap. It's clean as a whistle. Not a scratch on it. Never seen a gun with a body count ever been so clean."

    captain - "Well, I c…cleaned it. And polished out the scratches. Just last n…night. With um, space gun polish."

    Pirate - "And you're shaking captain. I don't think there's enough fur on your balls to pull that trigger."

    captain - "Wait! D…don't move! I'm warning you! Clean guns make big holes! Stop! STOP! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

    Engaging rape scene.

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  • Acolyte said:
    Space pirate - "Alright, you got me, I… Say captain, is that the first time you've ever drawn that weapon?"

    Captain - "N-no, why would y-you think that? I've shot sev…several punks like you"

    Pirate - "Oh, I don't think so, cap. It's clean as a whistle. Not a scratch on it. Never seen a gun with a body count ever been so clean."

    captain - "Well, I c…cleaned it. And polished out the scratches. Just last n…night. With um, space gun polish."

    Pirate - "And you're shaking captain. I don't think there's enough fur on your balls to pull that trigger."

    captain - "Wait! D…don't move! I'm warning you! Clean guns make big holes! Stop! STOP! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

    lawl

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  • Looks like the 10mm Pistol from Fallout, though it ain't it also has a small similarity with the pistol from Systemshock. But meh awesome picture anyway!

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