Rudi lives alone, mostly because every time he's shared a place with somebody it hasn't lasted very long. Why? Because the dude's an arsehole. No concept of personal space or privacy, obstinately refuses to wash, and absolutely, insufferably gassy! No matter where he is the place ends up smelling like unwashed ballsack and farts almost immediately. It's like he gets some sort of sick pleasure out of ripping ass constantly, especially when he has an audience, willing or otherwise...

You wouldn't even mind so much if he wasn't doing it on YOUR FUCKING BED! AGAIN!