How fast?

Won't close the pop up ads if that's what they show

Would be a shame if the came and put a collar on me.

Damn time to go to Arizona I sure hope nothing bad happens.

Lets help them along by sending all women to the martian penial colonies stat.

It will at least avoid the war I'm sure.

Damn that's crazy and terrifying.
Anyways my door just unlocked itself and dinner has somehow spontaneously appeared on my table for completely unrelated and unknown reasons that don't involve my actions...