Such a tease, leaving out the other meat.

"I was in a men's room at one of those big gas-rest-food stops. At the urinal I saw six men pull down their zippers and pull out their cocks almost simultaneously. It was fantastic, like a firing squad, or like some kind of secret Masonic pud-grab ritual. Men act differently in the men's room. They don't talk much, and if they do, it's real loud as if to say, 'Hey, I'm not afraid to talk in the men's room!' They act very manly in the men's room lest someone think they are gay. There are no weaklings in the men's room! We are in the men's room. We have our cocks in our hands. We are urinating our way. Right. A man who is henpecked and owned by his wife or girlfriend transforms into a virtual bedrock of masculinity upon entering the men's room. It's a temporary club, where men, united by a need to urinate, are men." - Henry Rollins

God, I can vividly hear this in my mind:

"Nice cock, bro!"
*slaps his cock like a door stopper*

kinkyrool34 said:
God, I can vividly hear this in my mind:

"Nice cock, bro!"
*slaps his cock like a door stopper*

BAWOIOIOIOIOING

kasrian said:

BAWOIOIOIOIOING

YOWCH