Oh look, a mistletoe, and it's tied to a pretty specific place. It hangs above you and a pretty unique recipient. You know what that means! That firm rump underneath it is waiting. I'm sure you can smell its lovely scent, albeit strong and potent. Watch it shake for you, building in anticipation for its little gift, and if the huge guy standing above it has anything to say about it, it's going to be a long, slow gift indeed.
So go ahead, give him a smooch, and he'll be sure to give you one back, or should I say "blow", and boy, does he have a piping hot one for you! Go on, taste masculinity in one of its purest, strongest forms.