how do you even fuck a fan?

I am a bit confuse.

Smudge_Proof said:
I am a bit confuse.

Phone guy and that fan on the desk from FNAF

Rainbowkitty said:
how do you even fuck a fan?

Very carefully.

I think this has gone as far as it can.

Queen_Sectonia said:
I think this has gone as far as it can.

i hope you know that THIS is the internet and that it never reaches it final form

Rainbowkitty said:
how do you even fuck a fan?

When you're signing their autograph, refuse their $40 and point in the direction of your tour bus. No words necessary.

they still havent gotten to touch pad, touch pad is still safe and watching the animatronics

Dehje said:
they still havent gotten to touch pad, touch pad is still safe and watching the animatronics

Touch Pad is a voyeur, clearly.

Rainbowkitty said:
how do you even fuck a fan?

You must do it with extremely quickly, precisely, accurately, forcefully, and in a very machine-like pattern. you must shove it in during the thin intervals in which the blades of the fan are not in the space where you are going to shove it. but you must pull out quickly before the blades come round again while maintaining that equilibrium between forcefulness and gentleness in which you are forceful enough for it to feel it but gentle enough so as to not knock it over.
You must do it very quickly and precisely else the blades will chop it off, yet you must also be accurate enough to hit the right spot to bring pleasure. the more blades there are the smaller the interval you will have to shove it in and pull it out. It is not recommended to shove your dick in a fan.and this method is entirely theoretical.
But incase you are superman or a robot. tell me if it works.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. said:
You must do it with extremely quickly, precisely, accurately, forcefully, and in a very machine-like pattern. you must shove it in during the thin intervals in which the blades of the fan are not in the space where you are going to shove it. but you must pull out quickly before the blades come round again while maintaining that equilibrium between forcefulness and gentleness in which you are forceful enough for it to feel it but gentle enough so as to not knock it over.
You must do it very quickly and precisely else the blades will chop it off, yet you must also be accurate enough to hit the right spot to bring pleasure. the more blades there are the smaller the interval you will have to shove it in and pull it out. It is not recommended to shove your dick in a fan.and this method is entirely theoretical.
But incase you are superman or a robot. tell me if it works.

errr i found my answear.... and i am ...disturbed... http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1491191

Rainbowkitty said:
how do you even fuck a fan?

Don't you get it?

She's 'blowing' him.

I got that straight away. xDDD

Bro2494 said:
Don't you get it?

She's 'blowing' him.

I got that straight away. xDDD

but you dont get pregnet from a blowjob

Rainbowkitty said:
how do you even fuck a fan?

Well, if nothing else it can blow you.

Phone sex or fan service
I can't decide which I like more

with the fact that phone guy's head is a phone, i thought this was rebcorna at first

Rainbowkitty said:
how do you even fuck a fan?

you slide your dick into it, you turn it on. Then you realize you made the worst mistake of your life.

firmly grasp it...