I'd hit it, if I could figure out HOW.

KitRuppell said:
I'd hit it, if I could figure out HOW.

The Japanese call it "paizuri."

Acolyte said:
The Japanese call it "paizuri."

That doesn't count. It just occurred to me that inverse missionary would work.

KitRuppell said:
That doesn't count. It just occurred to me that inverse missionary would work.

Inverse missionary? What the hell is that?
Listen, here's the steps:

Put on 1700 lbs
Joust other bulls on rocky beaches
Mount screaming female seals

See? No prob.

Acolyte said:
No prob.

I'd've given you an internet for that if you hadn't already taken all the seal bitches.

Sizer said:
I'd've given you an internet for that if you hadn't already taken all the seal bitches.

She's anthro, and thus presumably human-sized. Also, "inverse missionary" is a term I came up with in 2 seconds to describe sex lying down when the girl is on top.

KitRuppell said:
She's anthro, and thus presumably human-sized. Also, "inverse missionary" is a term I came up with in 2 seconds to describe sex lying down when the girl is on top.

That is called cowgirl. I am revoking your Sexual Innovator license.

Screw it, she's adorable, and I'd do her anyway I could.

Not sure if want...

KitRuppell said:
I'd hit it, if I could figure out HOW.

Quite easy really, if you have a club.