..................Is there any porn of the shrike (wiki ?!)? Because. Ideally, it wouldn't have even the suggestion of blood or pain, but that would defy all expectation.
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From wikipedia:
"It is portrayed as composed of razorwire, thorns, blades, and cutting edges, having fingers like scalpels and long, curved toe blades... The Shrike may kill victims in a flash or it may transport them to an eternity of impalement upon an enormous artificial 'Tree of Thorns,' or 'Tree of Pain' in Hyperion's distant future. The Tree of Thorns is described as unimaginably large, metallic tree, alive with the agonized writhing of countless human victims of all ages and races."
titanmelon said:
rule 34 should be revised to state, 'if it exists, there is really terrible porn of it'
Right. Rule 34 should have an alternative Rule # that includes a minimum quality standard, but "beggars can't be choosers" and such.
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