Topic: Is it possible to get a ~4 day ban without pissing off these kind-hearted admins?

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Due to me wanting to try out NoFap for a while, I need my account suspended (for obvious reasons), will this be possible?

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Ratte

Former Staff

Banning doesn't prevent you from being able to view content. We also don't ban on request. You will have to exercise self-restraint like every other adult.

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Due like shitty stallion owners do and tie a brush to your sheathe so when your shit hardens up and you try to masturbate yourself on a fence, it rubs up against the brush and you can't.

Some of this advice may or may not apply in your situation.

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Ratte said:
You will have to exercise self-restraint like every other adult.

No

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R-U-S-T-Y said:
>using meme arrows outside chans

To be fair, they are functionally similar to bullet points when you make a list...

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o_O you "no fap"'ers sure like torturing yourselves, huh? the whole idea sounds dumb and pointless to me with pretty much no benefit to be had at all.

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I mean, you could still access the site without an account. Getting suspended/kicked/etc wouldn't put much distance between you and the content.

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aurel said:
Is good if you fap so much that u can't feel your dick anymore :D

i would think someone has more serious problems to worry about than masturbating if they do it that often. though i would suspect something a bit more...permanent (well, maybe not so permanent if certain medical science continues to progress) is the problem if you have trouble feeling anything down there. :/

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treos said:
the whole idea sounds dumb and pointless to me with pretty much no benefit to be had at all.

Same could be said of masturbation
lol

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aurel said:
Is good if you fap so much that u can't feel your dick anymore :D

Huh, I was wondering if there were enough examples to warrant a new weapon_masturbation tag...but something tells me you might've beaten me to it. ._.

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Hudson

Former Staff

I always find it strange that users want to have their account blocked. Why not just leave the site and not come back? It's rather simple. You can also just change your password to gibberish and then log out.

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Hudson said:
I always find it strange that users want to have their account blocked. Why not just leave the site and not come back? It's rather simple. You can also just change your password to gibberish and then log out.

Maybe they want to mentally punish themselves?

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Hudson

Former Staff

Siral_Exan said:
Maybe they want to mentally punish themselves?

I'm not a particular fan of the protocol about this, since this might encourage users to put effort into getting banned, causing unnecessary malevolence on the site in the process.
I've heard that there's a change (or at least an idea) in the pipeline, but I don't know much about the whereabouts of that.

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Hudson said:
I'm not a particular fan of the protocol about this, since this might encourage users to put effort into getting banned, causing unnecessary malevolence on the site in the process.
I've heard that there's a change in the pipeline, but I don't know much about the whereabouts of that.

That would be interesting. Good to know, maybe it will involve that banned abilities change (like being able to favorite on banned accounts).

One thing I thing should change is where that banned notice is. Right slab in the middle of every page, with that large red box, feels overt. Maybe, instead, just a tab on your user page that declares that you are banned, instead of the box that stalks you...

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Fenrick said:
Same could be said of masturbation
lol

no, you'd still get pleasure from it. abstinence on the other hand... is there really any benefit to that?

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treos said:
no, you'd still get pleasure from it. abstinence on the other hand... is there really any benefit to that?

makes masturbation even better when you do it again

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