Topic: Who can make me a free sex commission?

Posted under General

Hi.
I've always wanted my own sex art, but I've saw that so many peaople pay for that, and I don't have money.
So, I'm looking for someone who draw me a commission for free.
I just want a draw, I don't care if it's a sketch or without talent.
So, if anybody want it, thanks.

Updated by user 240271

working without getting paid? yeahhhh no thanks.

also
request = free art
commission = paid art

Updated by anonymous

Don't let the others get to you. I know what you really want, and I'll actually give it to you. Took me about 3 days, but I have finally finished your hi-res, amazing quality, free sex commission. It's right here

Updated by anonymous

this is the forum where the greatest of artists made themselves know to the world.

Updated by anonymous

TheHuskyK9 said:
Don't let the others get to you. I know what you really want, and I'll actually give it to you. Took me about 3 days, but I have finally finished your hi-res, amazing quality, free sex commission. It's right here

YASSSSSSS that's the hottest sex art I have ever seen. oWo

Updated by anonymous

SimplexCartoon79 said:
Don't be everybody bad with me :'v

Your lack of english, lack of spendable money and profile bio does make you seem like you might be minor. Because Splatoon and Undertale were released in 2015 and I wouldn't consider myself to be in childhood at age of 15-16 anymore.

Nobody is trying to be mean to you, but simply trying to show with slight humor what's wrong with your question. There aren't many who are willing to spend their free time on your ideas unless they match theirs. What that means is that you have to make spending their free time on you worthwhile and that's where money usually comes in. Of course you can look up on furaffinity and deviantart if there are artists who are willing to take requests as there is most certainly those simply needing the subjects to work on to improve themselves - but again, quality will be just that most likely.

Updated by anonymous

You need to find artist that you like and watch them, they sometimes hold free art rafles.

Updated by anonymous

I have made free sex commission for you.

https://i.imgur.com/zl6zYCR.png

Also, since I'm a very nice person, I decided to also include a free sex art commission story:

Accompanying sex art commission story

It was dawn when the penises arrived. By evening they had taken over. The only one who could stop them was Fox McFoxPersonFace. The penises knew this. They knew it all to well.

They found him in a field. The weinerkreig had begun. And just as soon as it had begun, it ended. McFoxPersonFace was dead, but the weiners retreated to their castle, never to be seen again.

The End.......................?

No because they came back the next day.

The End!

Updated by anonymous

Mario69 said:
Your lack of english, lack of spendable money and profile bio does make you seem like you might be minor. Because Splatoon and Undertale were released in 2015 and I wouldn't consider myself to be in childhood at age of 15-16 anymore.

Nobody is trying to be mean to you, but simply trying to show with slight humor what's wrong with your question. There aren't many who are willing to spend their free time on your ideas unless they match theirs. What that means is that you have to make spending their free time on you worthwhile and that's where money usually comes in. Of course you can look up on furaffinity and deviantart if there are artists who are willing to take requests as there is most certainly those simply needing the subjects to work on to improve themselves - but again, quality will be just that most likely.

Thank you for care about me.
I know everybody is trying to be fun of me, and it's ok. I also try to be funny.
I'm mexican, and that's why I'm not so good with english, I can reed it, I can speach it, but I have problems writing it, so, don't judge me please.
Thanks for your tips, are actually good and I will do it.
You seem like good person, so thanks! :3

Updated by anonymous

excuse me

my submission was a masterpiece

I expect to be not paid in full by tomorrow

Updated by anonymous

The quality of shitposting here warms my heart <3
At least everyone is just poking fun instead of just outright being rude or mean, +1 to humanity.

Updated by anonymous

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