To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Bad Dragon. The length is extremely long, and without a solid grasp of asshole physics most of the thrusts will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Bad Dragon's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into the length of the dildos - their personal philosophy draws heavily from weird fetishes on the internet, for instance. The buyers understand this stuff; they have the asshole capacity to truly appreciate the depths of their assholes, to realize that they're not just deep- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Bad Dragon truly have small holes- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the subtle humor in the phrase "take the knot", in which itself is a cryptic reference to the furry fandom, only for the elites of dildo users. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons trying to fit the dildo in confusion as their anuses prolapse. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a tentacle dildo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the fembois' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

And now I receed back into the void from whence I came.

Scakk said:
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Bad Dragon. The length is extremely long, and without a solid grasp of asshole physics most of the thrusts will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Bad Dragon's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into the length of the dildos - their personal philosophy draws heavily from weird fetishes on the internet, for instance. The buyers understand this stuff; they have the asshole capacity to truly appreciate the depths of their assholes, to realize that they're not just deep- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Bad Dragon truly have small holes- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the subtle humor in the phrase "take the knot", in which itself is a cryptic reference to the furry fandom, only for the elites of dildo users. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons trying to fit the dildo in confusion as their anuses prolapse. What fools... how I pity them.  And yes by the way, I DO have a tentacle dildo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the fembois' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

And now I receed back into the void from whence I came.

Well done. A1 shieizapost

Oh yay, Another "Rick and morty meme" styled post.