I've decided I don't want this account anymore. How can I delete it?

you cant. best you can to do is to change your username and password to keysmash

siikaprinssi said:
you cant. best you can to do is to change your username and password to keysmash

I was secretly hoping the user name "keysmash" was taken, so I could make a joke about "keysmash is unavailable", but...

Nonetheless, @OP you cannot delete your account or get it deleted. As Siik suggests, request a username change to any random name, randomly smack your keyboard on the change password page, and C&P the results when confirming it. Since you can't make another account under the same email, you will have effectively "deleted" your account by making it inaccessible.

Siral_Exan said:

you can't make another account under the same email

Wait, how do people make alt accounts then? Do they just have a billion emails?

MyNameIsOver20charac said:
Wait, how do people make alt accounts then? Do they just have a billion emails?

Its not that hard to set up another email account. If you are talking about trolls, then they probably use a website that gives out temporary emails.