Topic: Porn poses annoy me.

Posted under Art Talk

The problem with them is there is only like 5 different ones out there that match a composition well enough to be "maximum sexy mode" in an image, and once you've drawn them all once, you basically either have the option of just repeating it over and over or using some sort of lesser pose that won't be as fap fap fap. And since the whole purpose of a porn picture is fapibility you get stuck pigeonholed in.

The only other thing you can do is just blatant close up shots of genitalia which is also pretty boring.

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Yeah, because there're already so many porn drawn that unique poses are becoming less and less seen.

I have yet to see a pose that would surprise me.

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Genjar

Former Staff

Although many of the poses are fun in real life, they're often not much fun to look at. Consider the piledriver_position, for instance: it looks awkward and maybe even painful.

So yeah. I've never thought of it before, but that's probably why unusual positions are rarely drawn. It's just tough to make them look appealing.

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I think it's fun to try and mess with viewing angles, but for the most part you're kind of right. there are only so many poses one can use to maximum effect for porn.

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Maybe I'm the strange one, but I disagree. Sure, there are some popular positions, but I think many less-popular positions are nice too.

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Ozelot said:
The only other thing you can do is just blatant close up shots of genitalia which is also pretty boring.

That's when you start getting creative.

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parasprite said:
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The tags on that image... Why exactly is "horsecock" a tag? Why isn't it "equine_penis"? We have humanoid_penis, canine_penis, feline_penis, cetacean_penis, marsupial_penis, turtle_penis, bovine_penis... so on and so forth... This seems incredibly odd to me.

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try drawing porn but only using jojo poses. that will surely maximize the sexiness of ur porn. trust me. i know.

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Clawdragons said:
The tags on that image... Why exactly is "horsecock" a tag? Why isn't it "equine_penis"? We have humanoid_penis, canine_penis, feline_penis, cetacean_penis, marsupial_penis, turtle_penis, bovine_penis... so on and so forth... This seems incredibly odd to me.

forum #162721 - It will probably change soon, it just hasn't been done yet.

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parasprite said:
forum #162721 - It will probably change soon, it just hasn't been done yet.

But I somewhat prefer the slang term though.

Although we do call dicks/cocks as penises & boobs as breasts, we still call vaginas as pussy.

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Clawdragons said:
The tags on that image... Why exactly is "horsecock" a tag? Why isn't it "equine_penis"? We have humanoid_penis, canine_penis, feline_penis, cetacean_penis, marsupial_penis, turtle_penis, bovine_penis... so on and so forth... This seems incredibly odd to me.

"Horsecock" is just too delicious on the tongue.

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TheGreatWolfgang said:
But I somewhat prefer the slang term though.

Although we do call dicks/cocks as penises & boobs as breasts, we still call vaginas as pussy.

Why is that anyways? Penis and breasts are proper tags, but vagina gets stuck with pussy.

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SirBrownBear said:
Why is that anyways? Penis and breasts are proper tags, but vagina gets stuck with pussy.

Technically it would be 'vulva'.

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Random said:
Technically it would be 'vulva'.

This technicality is pretty much how we ended up with "pussy" as the main tag; too much confusion about "vagina" versus "vulva". :P

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