I'll start.
Yo mama so damn big she fucked Neptune and had Pluto.

We 2004 now?

Yo mamma is like a hockey player.

She only showers after the third period.

Yo mama so hairy, when she goes to the zoo, people think a gorilla is loose

Yo mama such a bitch, she... Wait, what the hell even are you? Some sort of half-dog, half-man... thing? Goddangit, this joke doesn't work if your mother is actually a literal bitch.

Yo' mama so immature, she still tells yo' mama jokes.

Yo mamma's a modest and respectable woman.

/a joke

Yo mama so fat, she's a map on Call of Duty.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need the Internet.. because she's ALREADY WORLDWIDE!

Yo mama so dumb, she thought that seaweed was something that FISH SMOKE.

Yo mama so fat, the police arrested her for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a monster truck, it became a lowrider.

Yo mama so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo mama so ugly, when Santa Clause sees her, he said "Ho, ho, hoo-LY SHIT, that's an ugly bitch."

Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the beach members of greenpeace shoved her into the ocean.

Yo mama is SO fat, when she went out in high heels she struck oil.

Yo mama is SO FAT she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.

Snowy said:
Yo mama is SO FAT she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.

I am definitely stealing this one.

Honestly that one was the reason for the whole comment. The others were there to make the caps look natural.

ETA: this deserves to be here

parasprite said:
Yo mamma's a modest and respectable woman.

/a joke

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Yo mamma so fat that even Jabba the Hutt said Eww when she saw her.

Yo mama's house is so dirty I have to wipe my feet before I go outside

Su madre es tan feo, ella es tan feo

Yo momma's so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Yo momma's so old, she gave handjobs to dinosaurs.
Yo momma's so fat, she passed in front of the tv, and I missed 2 episodes.
Are we being 12 again?

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.

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Just_Another_Dragon said:
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.

Am i doing this right?

yep

Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on my 3DS she turned it into a 2DS.

Yo mama's so ugly, Klingons scream in terror.

Yo mama's so fat, she could plug a black hole.

Yo mama's so stupid, even Data facepalms.

Yo mama so fat that a recursive function computing her weight causes a stack overflow.

You Mama's so ugly, the government uses her as a torture device.

Yo mama is like a chicken coop. Cocks go in and out of her all day long.

Yo mama's so far, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.

your mom so stupid she thinks 9/11 wasn't an inside job and that Dick Cheney didn't make money off the Iraq war

Yo mama so stupid, she adopted you.

Genjar said:
Yo mama so stupid, she adopted you.

Oooh, a double whammy. I like it.

memeboy said:
your mom so stupid she thinks 9/11 wasn't an inside job and that Dick Cheney didn't make money off the Iraq war

Your special brand of humor never ceases to amuse me.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Jar Jar comes with pickles pickles.

The 1990s called... they want their jokes back.
By the way, KemonoLover-san... what music do you like?
I like Dir en grey.

IngloriousBastard said:
The 1990s called... they want their jokes back.
By the way, KemonoLover-san... what music do you like?
I like Dir en grey.

was it... really necessary to necro this thread for this?

Wow, let's just discuss music on the yo mama thread.

Yo mama so fat, other fat mamas orbit around her.

Yo mama is like a Christmas tree.

Everybody hangs balls on her.

Yo mama is so fat her splash attack does damage.

yo mama so dumb, she stuck a phone up her ass and thought she was makin a booty call

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet she stopped third-world hunger.

yo mama's so dumb she mistook an F-22 for a V-22

Yo mama so dumb yo mama thought yo yo ma was ma yo yo

You suck.

Your mom does too.

But she charges.

TheGreatWolfgang said:
Yo mama so fat, she's a map on Call of Duty.

Yeah, she's really skinny, thanks!
Yo mama so fat, she's an air map on War Thunder.

mrnotsosafeforwork said:
Yeah, she's really skinny, thanks!
Yo mama so fat, she's an air map on War Thunder.

Oh please.

Your mamas so fat, she takes 2 steps to get from east2west on altis in arma 3

RustyTorpedo said:
Oh please.

Your mamas so fat, she takes 2 steps to get from east2west on altis in arma 3

she'd just be very, very macro then. last time i check, leg size doesnt grow proportionally to body fat

mrnotsosafeforwork said:
she'd just be very, very macro then. last time i check, leg size doesnt grow proportionally to body fat

Yo mama's so macro, when I touch her she goes ಠ_ಠ

...

*sound of crickets*

parasprite said:
Yo mama's so macro, when I touch her she goes ಠ_ಠ

...

*sound of crickets*

I legitimately laughed.

yo mama so high smoke all weed in germany