Topic: I ate a whole jar of Multivitaminbärchen...

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Peekaboo said:
Why? I mean, not like I've once accidentally eaten too many Vitamin pills and then understood that they also had laxative properties while in the middle of nowhere, no siiiir-eee.

Great job.

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Der_Traubenfuchs said:
...when even adults should only eat 8!

Now I am feeling sick.

I was almost worried you stopped doing irresponsible things.

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NotMeNotYou said:
I was almost worried you stopped doing irresponsible things.

...and posting about it on the Internets!

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Halite said:
You gonna die.

He really should have stuck to vegetable oil bathtubs.

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maybe if you eat a jar of Multivitaminbärchen up side down it would cannel it out? I would not try it though

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Here they are:
http://666kb.com/i/ckhw63bfvwisrrpxy.jpg

It's just, I really felt like a living corpse after barely sleeping at all in the last few days and to get back on track I thought I'd take a little vitamin bomb but I exaggerated and now I feel the Niacin flush. Not having to go to work really messes me up sometimes, that's why I don't like forced vacations.

Gilda_The_Gryphon said:
He really should have stuck to vegetable oil bathtubs.

As long as I don't do it before leaving the apartment for weeks...
Removing rancid oil from a whole bathroom is no fun at all.

tfkcex said:
maybe if you eat a jar of Multivitaminbärchen up side down it would cannel it out? I would not try it though

As you can see I still have non-jelly Multivitaminbärchen...
Maybe I should try.

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You know... even if directions seem a little vague or incomprehensible theres this cool new thing i hear that is the craze on the web now... called google! I bet they could have advised against the consumption of all at once. It may even help now!

The more you know.

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If you die can I have those pencil sharpeners?

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Get your ass to the doctor's man. Get your stomach pumped. :/

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Assuming you didn't already handle it, vomiting is your body's response to things it doesn't like.

You should ('ve) probably already done that.

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Patchi said:
Is he died?

He was revived by a honey bath. *bears not included, sold separately*

:3

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furballs_dc said:
He was revived by a honey bath. *bears not included, sold separately*

:3

did he deathed?

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wc said:
If you die can I have those pencil sharpeners?

I want the monitors

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wc said:
If you die can I have those pencil sharpeners?

Seven_Twenty said:
I want the monitors

I'll take the massive bad-dragon dildo collection....(that it seems every furry has)

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Conker said:
I'll take the massive bad-dragon dildo collection....(that it seems every furry has)

I sold most of mine.

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Halite said:
I sold most of mine.

I don't own any bad-dragon dongs.

I'm sorry Varka ;-;

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Patchi said:
I don't own any bad-dragon dongs.

I'm sorry Varka ;-;

They're... pretty fantastic.
In my butt.

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Halite said:
I sold most of mine.

My friend actually got me one of the anthro horse sex toys for Christmas. I had no idea he knew I was into furry art.

The bastard dropped a hundred bucks just so he could tell me he knew about my e621 account. I nearly shit my pants when I opened the box.

Also, relevant.

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SirAntagonist said:
My friend actually got me one of the anthro horse sex toys for Christmas. I had no idea he knew I was into furry art.

The bastard dropped a hundred bucks just so he could tell me he knew about my e621 account. I nearly shit my pants when I opened the box.

Also, relevant.

Wins post of the year. :3

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....I still wonder is he/she alive? cause someone's 2nd cousin died...

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tfkcex said:
....I still wonder is he/she alive? cause someone's 2nd cousin died...

This dude is austrian, the other should be in the UK.

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NotMeNotYou said:
This dude is austrian, the other should be in the UK.

NotMeNotYou said:
This dude is austrian, the other should be in the UK.

but.... What if it was the same guy and nobody knew?

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NotMeNotYou said:
This dude is austrian, the other should be in the UK.

Europe is fairly small, a Brit having an Austrian 2nd cousin wouldn't be unheard of.

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SirAntagonist said:
My friend actually got me one of the anthro horse sex toys for Christmas. nearly shit my pants when I opened the box.

Have to make room for it somehow.

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SirAntagonist said:
My friend actually got me one of the anthro horse sex toys for Christmas. I had no idea he knew I was into furry art.

The bastard dropped a hundred bucks just so he could tell me he knew about my e621 account. I nearly shit my pants when I opened the box.

pix plox
preferably with your erect cawk next to the toy

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Munkelzahn said:
pix plox
preferably with your erect cawk next to the toy

heeell naw.

The whole concept of having a fake horse vagina in the house is unsettling to me. Forget sticking my dick in the thing. (It crosses the bounds of fantasy and into reality. Same reason I don't look at real bestiality).

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Peekaboo said:
Waste of a good BD™ product then :C

Well, I might regift it to someone I know who's into Bad Dragon stuff.

He probably already has one, though.

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Peekaboo said:
You can never have enough Bad Dragon™ products.

Just like Patch, I don't have any :)

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SirAntagonist said:
heeell naw.

The whole concept of having a fake horse vagina in the house is unsettling to me. Forget sticking my dick in the thing. (It crosses the bounds of fantasy and into reality. Same reason I don't look at real bestiality).

Would the dragon one be more comfortable to you, being a fantasy critter?
If so, you might be able to find someone on the BD forums to trade you for an unused dragon one.

Edit: You could also sell it there, for a good price too since it's unused.

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Halite said:
Would the dragon one be more comfortable to you, being a fantasy critter?
If so, you might be able to find someone on the BD forums to trade you for an unused dragon one.

Edit: You could also sell it there, for a good price too since it's unused.

I don't sell things online. Too sketchy for me, and it's even sketchier when you're dealing with replicas of animal genitalia. I'll just give it to the guy, since I'm meeting up with him tomorrow morning. We'll have a good laugh over it.

plus, the faces of people in the coffee shop will be priceless

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SirAntagonist said:

plus, the faces of people in the coffee shop will be priceless

Pics/vids. :3

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Peekaboo said:
You can never have enough Bad Dragon™ products.

Xch3l said:
Just like Patch, I don't have any :)

Soon enough this will be a requirement for having an E621 account...lol jk

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null0010 said:
ಠ_ಠ

Wha... nooooooooooooooooooooooolll!! You still lurking 'round 'ere?

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A thread that was about a guy that eat too many vitamins, went to a conversation 'bout bad dragon sex toys, and then some faces and null... lol

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Butterscotch said:
A thread that was about a guy that eat too many vitamins, went to a conversation 'bout bad dragon sex toys, and then some faces and null... lol

Welcome to e621.net, where the topic doesn't matter and the toasters make silly faces.

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NotMeNotYou said:
Welcome to e621.net, where the topic doesn't matter and the toasters make silly faces.

post #292863

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NotMeNotYou said:
Welcome to e621.net, where the topic doesn't matter and the toasters make silly faces.

You are currently my favourite Admin for quoting some Whose Line.

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123easy said:
You are currently my favourite Admin for quoting some Whose Line.

Yes. :3

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Sollux said:
So did anyone find out if Der T. Died? Its been awhile...

he dieded

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Someone call The Darwin Awards. If we made up few things, and told them that he was eating them to have strength to remove rancid oil from bathtub then maybe we would have chance to be famous!

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Okay guys, jokes aside....does anyone know if they are alright? Stupid choice or not, that could kill them....anyone know if they are getting their belly pumped or is dead? (seriously asking here)

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Conker said:
Okay guys, jokes aside....does anyone know if they are alright? Stupid choice or not, that could kill them....anyone know if they are getting their belly pumped or is dead? (seriously asking here)

Last known activity from what I checked (other than this thread) was a post and a tag edit 4 days ago. This thread is the most recent activity that I can find

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Maybe an admin or mod should try to get in contact with his ISP, report a potential medical emergency.

On the other hand, it's been four days. If he really did need urgent medical attention, and was unable to summon any help on his own, he's probably dead by now.

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Hi there.
I am not the owner of this account but I couldn't hold back from looking through his things when he was brought away.
So this is what happened:
It seems like he puked in the bathroom sink (probably because of vitamin product over-consumption and getting heavily drunk, we found an empty jar of multivitamin jelly bears, LOTS of empty vitamin candy blisters and several bottles alcopops).
Looking at the traces it seems like he slipped on an oily film present at the bathroom floor on his way back and hit his head on the sink and fell unconscious.
After two days we got the police to break in his door and found him lying there.
He is now in the hospital and the doctors expect full recovery, he just has a concussion. He stayed unconscious because of his alcohol intoxication and dehydration.

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Der_Traubenfuchs said:
Hi there.
I am not the owner of this account but I couldn't hold back from looking through his things when he was brought away.
So this is what happened:
It seems like he puked in the bathroom sink (probably because of vitamin product over-consumption and getting heavily drunk, we found an empty jar of multivitamin jelly bears, LOTS of empty vitamin candy blisters and several bottles alcopops).
Looking at the traces it seems like he slipped on an oily film present at the bathroom floor on his way back and hit his head on the sink and fell unconscious.
After two days we got the police to break in his door and found him lying there.
He is now in the hospital and the doctors expect full recovery, he just has a concussion. He stayed unconscious because of his alcohol intoxication and dehydration.

So he is aliveded?

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Patchi said:
So he is aliveded?

He will be released from the hospital on the 02.01.2014.
If you read this in a few days, just saying: We know you can afford it to live alone, but you don't have to.
I am signing off now.

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............... not the owner? ..... looking through his things?..... I have so many question that I don't feel like ask but thank for your info :I.... really thank you thank you random citizen

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Well, when you're worried about someone, and you check their things to see if there's any explanation for what's going on, makes sense to check the computer, which last we saw was on e6. Poor guy.

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I want to make some joke about parents finding his porn, but it's funny how insignificant something like that seems when someone's just had a brush with death.

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