So it's an old game that has been played in other ways, but I just got the idea to try it like this.

Your Pony Name is calculated as follows:

1. The first name is the name of the first street you grew up on (or remember as a kid). If it's unappealing (like say 134th Street or something) use the name of the city you grew up in or nearest major city to that.

2. Your second name is the name of the first car you owned/drove. If no car then the first/last name of the first boy/girl you kissed.

So my possibilities are:

Sunflower Galaxy
Sunflower LaCroix

My name is frickin moon moon!

But srsly, I'd have a stupid pony name. Windsor Explorer :$

Tokaido said:
My name is frickin moon moon!

But srsly, I'd have a stupid pony name. Windsor Explorer :$

You tend to crash easily.

Madison Ashley

YOU THINK I'M JOKING BUT I'M NOT

FUCK

HERE'S THE CAR:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e8/Ashley_01.JPG/1920px-Ashley_01.JPG

Cynosure said:
Madison Ashley

YOU THINK I'M JOKING BUT I'M NOT

FUCK

HERE'S THE CAR:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e8/Ashley_01.JPG/1920px-Ashley_01.JPG

Posts like this are the reason we should be able to upvote thread answers.

I'll just translate the street name to English, since it'd make no sense otherwise.
So that'd be... Blazerway Lancer.

What if you've never owned a car and never kissed someone? What THEN,Huh?

Depending on whether you would use the car's Euro or US name, I guess Swallow Coupe or Swallow Tiburon.

Good thing I didn't start with a Ford Probe.

Wallingford Cruze

Fancy sounding name.

RustyTorpedo said:
What if you've never owned a car and never kissed someone? What THEN,Huh?

The last/first name of the person you wanted to kiss. If that's still a no, you have bigger problems than figuring out your pony name.

what if i dont remember the first name or last name of my first kiss

Mutisija said:
what if i dont remember the first name or last name of my first kiss

Then perhaps the first or last name of the first person you do remember kissing? Not much difference I suppose.

Ormskirk

I've never kissed anyone (Family doesn't count >:D) and haven't learned to drive.

If it were to be favourite car, Ormskirk Skoda. i am the most Norwegian pony there is.

Azar Neither-I-have-car-Nor-I-have-kissed.

Lets see... Brooktrail Primera... Well that wasn't so bad. Although I'm not sure what I need my pony name for?

Cavey Claire (never learned her last name)

Ok not bad

...Bristol Prism.

These Facebook name games sound like a great way to fish for answers to password-reset security questions.

"What's your Star Wars Droid Name? Take your mother's maiden name and your social security number and then mash them together!"

chdgs said:
These Facebook name games sound like a great way to fish for answers to password-reset security questions.

"What's your Star Wars Droid Name? Take your mother's maiden name and your social security number and then mash them together!"

my password is Knotty Curls

Kino Golf? blegh

_{^{Good thing I had a car... at least...}}

chdgs said:
These Facebook name games sound like a great way to fish for answers to password-reset security questions.

"What's your Star Wars Droid Name? Take your mother's maiden name and your social security number and then mash them together!"

These aren't the droids we're looking for.

Doesn't seem to work for all situations, I got: Florissant Pagani

Wellington Cayman S.

Not bad.

Western Emily...

chdgs said:
These Facebook name games sound like a great way to fish for answers to password-reset security questions.

"What's your Star Wars Droid Name? Take your mother's maiden name and your social security number and then mash them together!"

Every time I see these things that's what I think.

I mean, besides thinking they are sort of stupid.

Anyway, my pony name would be Dicktits McGee. Has nothing to with kisses, cars, or street names, as I find that sort of thing, as I said, sort of stupid.

Harbor something. I'm not compatible with the second question.

Sorrowless said:
Harbor something. I'm not compatible with the second question.

yeah I've never kissed a girl or owned a car either

chdgs said:
These Facebook name games sound like a great way to fish for answers to password-reset security questions.

"What's your Star Wars Droid Name? Take your mother's maiden name and your social security number and then mash them together!"

I lie on those questions.

Tuvalu said:
Wellington Cayman S.

Not bad.

Sounds fancier than my Pony name.

alirezatm said:
Azar Neither-I-have-car-Nor-I-have-kissed.

If you haven't kissed someone, then the name of someone you wanted to kiss (real, fake, famous, whatever). If you can't come up with an answer for that then you might need more help than I can provide.

Pasiphaë said:
If you haven't kissed someone, then the name of someone you wanted to kiss (real, fake, famous, whatever). If you can't come up with an answer for that then you might need more help than I can provide.

I want to kiss a sentient creature other than us. Wouldn't make a good pony name.

Sorrowless said:
I want to kiss a sentient creature other than us. Wouldn't make a good pony name.

what was it?

Sorrowless said:
I want to kiss a sentient creature other than us. Wouldn't make a good pony name.

Now you are being difficult for the sake of being difficult. ={>.<}=

Pasiphaë said:
Now you are being difficult for the sake of being difficult. ={>.<}=

Yeah. Some of us are having a bit of fun with you. I guess you should have picked cars. That maks the name generating less diverse. But honestly, I'm speaking the truth.

Pasiphaë said:
Then perhaps the first or last name of the first person you do remember kissing? Not much difference I suppose.

Sooo instead of Madison (street name) - and Ashley (see link above for car)

Mine would be

Madison heartlessbitch?

nuremberg robert

what is pony name even  all bronies i met are gay

My credentials didn't lead to anything worth mentioning, so I'll go with...um...

"what I ate last"
"an article of clothing I'm currently wearing"

Yogurt NinjaTurtlepants

On second thought, maybe not. :(

parasprite said:
My credentials didn't lead to anything worth mentioning, so I'll go with...um...

"what I ate last"
"an article of clothing I'm currently wearing"

On second thought, maybe not. :(

Was the first answer you got:

ponyville tentacle

(swapping out the car thing for the first thing you've ridden on.... See previous bad dragon posts)

London Goodfellow

London fucking Goodfellow

I don't wanna play any more

Ryuzaki_Izawa said:
London Goodfellow

London fucking Goodfellow

I don't wanna play any more

At least you didn't get madison ashley.

Cynosure said:
At least you didn't get madison ashley.

At least it wasn't Rick Ashley...people would say you'd been Rick Rolled

@Cynosure, @Ryuzaki_Izawa
At least neither of you guys got "Golf" :I

Xch3l said:
@Cynosure, @Ryuzaki_Izawa
At least neither of you guys got "Golf" :I

Aw crap... The first car I drove was in reality a Golf, but I think I only drove it once or twice...

Chessax said:
Aw crap... The first car I drove was in reality a Golf, but I think I only drove it once or twice...

Same here (VW Golf Trek). I drove it like a couple times too (not a fan of driving and mostly because my mom, older bro and even my aunt wanted someone to drive for them. I didn't want to be their personal taxi). I sorta was the backup driver when we had to take the other to repairs (a Nissan Maxima; you can see its left mirror on the pic above)

I'm glad I did have a car, otherwise my name would have been "Kino <something>" :/

Xch3l said:
Same here (VW Golf Trek). I drove it like a couple times too (not a fan of driving and mostly because my mom, older bro and even my aunt wanted someone to drive for them. I didn't want to be their personal taxi). I sorta was the backup driver when we had to take the other to repairs (a Nissan Maxima; you can see its left mirror on the pic above)

I'm glad I did have a car, otherwise my name would have been "Kino <something>" :/

Can't remember the exact model but by the looks of it, it could very well be the same, it was later given to a friend to use for spare parts in folkrace. Second car ever driven was a Nissan Primera.