Props if it's a genuine furry joke, not a human one rewritten with furs. Double props if it's one only e621 will get.

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A fox came home one day to two vixens laying in his bed. Both girls were identical in every way, size, color, dimensions, everything.

He rips off his clothes, jumps on them and starts furiously fucking them both.

"Hey, slow down!" One vixen says. "What's the rush?"

The fox says "I'm trying to bust a nut before one of you gets flagged for deletion."

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Okay, not the best, but that's mine.

a cheese grater walks into a bar...

I don't have a joke though, but here's a story I found

TheGreatWolfgang said:
I don't have a joke though, but here's a story I found

:V

in ancient times, the Romans would dress up in fursuits to put 10000x more drama into their performances

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To "cluck" the hen on the other side.

A porcine hits on a mare with this pick up line:
How about you spend the night with me, so you can have my sausage with butter on your buns for breakfast?~

Two birds we're getting sexy on the couch and mid thrust the younger girl birds father walks in through the door and steps into the livingroom to see his daughter being mated by this boy.

The boy, not being very clever bird, and still inside his mate. looks up at the man with wide eyes and through a quite nervous voice says. "Well.... This is hawkward"

Two guys and a comic want to spend an evening together (rated:s)

I know, I suck at this ^^

It isn't dirty, but...

If an otherkin attacks somebody, do you call the police or animal control?

Fenrick said:
It isn't dirty, but...

If an otherkin attacks somebody, do you call the police or animal control?

Both?

furballs_dc said:
Both?

Better yet... could always solve the problem yourself. Hopefully you would only be charged with animal cruelty.

hmmm...i think i remember one but it's a pic. lemme see if i can find it.

edit: found it. does this count?

A guy in a fursuit slipped in mud due to his friends playing a prank on him

I don't know if it qualifies as a joke, but it was fun to write.

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One day, a fox furry, desiring large things inside his butt, went and found a wolf. They screwed most spectacularly, but sadly, even when he took the wolf's entire knot, it wasn't enough for the fox, and he slinked away, dejected.

He called up a stallion the next day, and his butt was viciously ravaged by horsecock within the hour, but alas, it still was as nothing in his cavernous rectum, and again the fox left, unsatisfied.

The following day, the fox called up an elephant, to make use of it's literally and figuratively elephantine cock. At over six feet in length, it was longer than the fox himself. In it went, through the fox's entire body, and he could feel it pressing against his larynx. The fox just barely managed to gargle out the words "finally, I feel full!". He and the elephant locked eyes for a moment, then they both burst out laughing.

"Couldn't fool you, could I?" said the fox. "Know any blue whales?"