I'm having to seriously consider a career path now. I'd always wanted to be a veterinarian since i'm really good with animals, but now i'm a little worried. This may be a bit of a personal question but to anyone working in veterinary medicine; do your sexual desires ever interfere with your job? I know it will be different for everyone but i just want a general idea.

Aw ye, lemme tell ya

Just have a regular, sexual outlet like masturbation. Also try and recognize that these lifeforms are of a lower intelligence and try to see yourself as a caretaker. Think of them as children.

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LEGOEPIC said:
I'm having to seriously consider a career path now. I'd always wanted to be a veterinarian since i'm really good with animals, but now i'm a little worried. This may be a bit of a personal question but to anyone working in veterinary medicine; do your sexual desires ever interfere with your job? I know it will be different for everyone but i just want a general idea.

Yes. That's an (un)fortunate side effect when you're on e621 and you're looking at sexy canines, felines, equines, etc. Hell, at one point in college, I was silently hoping we would get to artificially inseminate livestock. That never happened, even when we when to a milk farm and even my veterinarian teacher's ranch. Though if it did, I probably would've been the first to volunteer as everybody else shuffled awkwardly.

You just have to learn how to repress those sexual urges or direct them elsewhere. It's easier than you think.

alirezatm said:
Ask GameManiac.

Yeah, because I'm an RVT and all.

What.

if doctors can keep their dicks in their pants, im p sure that its possible for vets to keep their dicks in their pants.

LEGOEPIC said:
I'm having to seriously consider a career path now. I'd always wanted to be a veterinarian since i'm really good with animals, but now i'm a little worried. This may be a bit of a personal question but to anyone working in veterinary medicine; do your sexual desires ever interfere with your job? I know it will be different for everyone but i just want a general idea.

I'm just glad you don't want to become a mortician :-/

Ozelot said:
What.

You and I finally completely agree on something!

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Mutisija said:
if doctors can keep their dicks in their pants, im p sure that its possible for vets to keep their dicks in their pants.

Yeah, because their hands are elsewhere.

Makes me wonder how certain medical and/or veterinary procedures originated. Who was the first man to realize that cow milk tastes good? How did he milk/suckle her? Who realized that reaching shoulder deep inside the hindquarters of a large animal is a great way to check for pregnancy?

I've lost count of how many doctors have seen my asshole

Knotty_Curls said:
I've lost count of how many doctors have seen my asshole

I had to get athlete checkups every year since I was 9. Too much peeps looking at my stuff :I

TheHuskyK9 said:
I had to get athlete checkups every year since I was 9. Too much peeps looking at my stuff :I

Oh. I never had that problem.

"Alright Knotty, time to look at your junk."

"'K."

When I was younger, I was okay with it because I was just different. Even after puberty and the self consciousness that came with it, I understood that these doctors had seen hundreds of individual naughty bits. They really didn't care, so neither did I.

GameManiac said:
Yeah, because their hands are elsewhere.

Makes me wonder how certain medical and/or veterinary procedures originated. Who was the first man to realize that cow milk tastes good? How did he milk/suckle her?

Well... it probably wasn't a fetishist if that's what you're thinking. Somebody was probably thirsty and said "Hey, those calves could afford to share."

LEGOEPIC said:
... to anyone working in veterinary medicine; do your sexual desires ever interfere with your job? ...

The thermometer goes in the butt.

Thermometer.

subdrake said:
Think of them as children.

Knowing this site's userbase... uh, that might not-

Nevermind.

Well thank you for you're helpful insight, and i guess thanks for whatever the rest of you posted. This has really put me at ease, and given me a good laugh. Two things i need very much at this time.

LEGOEPIC said:
Well thank you for you're helpful insight, and i guess thanks for whatever the rest of you posted. This has really put me at ease, and given me a good laugh. Two things i need very much at this time.

Yeah man, don't worry about it.

Remember that sailors raped dugongs when they were out in the open seas.

Very rarely do my sexual fantasies appear when I'm at college/work; Even when I do fantasize about it, it's only for a short moment and it has little to no effect on me. I come up with fantasies when I'm at work/college, but none of them are sexual.

I just want to know

Anyone else who's gotten their physicals, did you ever intentionally get a half-chub before inspection? If so, why?

Knotty_Curls said:
I just want to know

Anyone else who's gotten their physicals, did you ever intentionally get a half-chub before inspection? If so, why?

I hope you mean unintentionally, because I am feeling sort of uneasy about what you said.

Knotty_Curls said:
I just want to know

Anyone else who's gotten their physicals, did you ever intentionally get a half-chub before inspection? If so, why?

Had a full one before. Doc was hot :V

I was all like "...SHE is gonna check me? o.o"

Fenrick said:
I hope you mean unintentionally, because I am feeling sort of uneasy about what you said.

It was a common story among guys my age back then - they realized their examiner was female, so they purposely got hard to max themselves out for presentation.

It's exactly as awkward as it sounds.

TheHuskyK9 said:
Had a full one before. Doc was hot :V

I was all like "...SHE is gonna check me? o.o"

An asian guy examined me once, before I had ever shaved, ever.

He chuckled and said "Oh, you're a man now."

Moral of the thread:
Don't play with the pussies and you'll be k.

subdrake said:
Think of them as children.

That is seriously terrible advice. Animals are not children, and it does not help to think of them that way. I would argue that people treating them like children rather than actually recognizing them for what they are is harmful.

Anyway, doctors all around the world have to deal with examining patients they may find sexually attractive. And more broadly, working people all over the world have to deal with coworkers, bosses, and employees who they may find sexually attractive. It's something you just have to deal with.

Not that you'd probably get that much of an opportunity anyway. Regular checkups don't last that long, and any animal that's in your care for an extended period of time probably has other medical issues to worry about that you should be dealing with.

And besides... Maybe this is just the hopeless romantic in me talking, but wouldn't you rather have a partner of your own, rather than one night stands?