Topic: Gay furry roleplay

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*i put on my robe and wizard hat*

*i take out my long, throbbing wand*

*i cast level 3 Thatguyism*

*to tell you that there's no roleplaying allowed on this site*

their rules, not mine

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aurel said:
too curious, and too lazy to check it out in detail.
Da quack is going on in that site?

It's another site owned by Dragonfuit Ventures (kinda of a sister-site of e6) made specifically for roleplaying

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aurel said:
I meant, im not roleplaying (never have)

Give me an insight into a roleplayers life :D

Alrighty, lemme tell ya a story
*Opens book*
Once upon a time, a furry was browsing the internet doing furry things. The furry got horny and decided to make an F-List account. While there, he got on the chat and posted "21, wolf dom looking for mate". He had many takers, gauging from subby gay felines to super buff 20-foot tall anthro dinosaurs with penises bigger than their legs. The furry picked his mate and proceeded to do the sex via chat. After the sexting, the furry's mate wanted to talk forever and ever but the furry was ever so desperate to leave the chatroom because of the awkwardness. He finally disconnected and went to bed.

The End.

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TheHuskyK9 said:
Alrighty, lemme tell ya a story
*Opens book*
Once upon a time, a furry was browsing the internet doing furry things. The furry got horny and decided to make an F-List account. While there, he got on the chat and posted "21, wolf dom looking for mate". He had many takers, gauging from subby gay felines to super buff 20-foot tall anthro dinosaurs with penises bigger than their legs. The furry picked his mate and proceeded to do the sex via chat. After the sexting, the furry's mate wanted to talk forever and ever but the furry was ever so desperate to leave the chatroom because of the awkwardness. He finally disconnected and went to bed.

The End.

Ah yes, truly a masterpiece of fiction.

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TheHuskyK9 said:
Alrighty, lemme tell ya a story
*Opens book*
Once upon a time, a furry was browsing the internet doing furry things. The furry got horny and decided to make an F-List account. While there, he got on the chat and posted "21, wolf dom looking for mate". He had many takers, gauging from subby gay felines to super buff 20-foot tall anthro dinosaurs with penises bigger than their legs. The furry picked his mate and proceeded to do the sex via chat. After the sexting, the furry's mate wanted to talk forever and ever but the furry was ever so desperate to leave the chatroom because of the awkwardness. He finally disconnected and went to bed.

The End.

Tbh I want to RP on F-list, but I feel I would make a shitty roleplayer

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Rustyy said:
but I feel I would make a shitty roleplayer

Nah, you'll be fine :V

You just gotta know your partner's preferences. Some like those super long stories with background and plot while some just like 1-2 line responses

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I don't see myself roleplaying. I'm too honest, realistic, and descriptive to consider this a joyous pastime.

I'm better off spending my time elsewhere.

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[I forgot about the sexual aspect in this subject. Still the point is: just do it.]
Am I the only one not getting the whole "RP" idea? Like:
- Hey, I'm in trouble. I need you to borrow me some cash if it's possible.
- Dude, that's fine. *picks up wallet from the table*
- Well I need a 100$
- Okay then *gives you a 100$ bill*
By that I mean it's kind of pointless addition to chat. I dunno. If you want to do something, "just do it" instead of texting it.
Maybe I'm just too stupid or too weird (well furry fandom is weird enough i guess :P).

[to remember: posting at 3 AM is a bad idea]

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CCZeroMeru said:
[I forgot about the sexual aspect in this subject. Still the point is: just do it.]
Am I the only one not getting the whole "RP" idea? Like:
- Hey, I'm in trouble. I need you to borrow me some cash if it's possible.
- Dude, that's fine. *picks up wallet from the table*
- Well I need a 100$
- Okay then *gives you a 100$ bill*
By that I mean it's kind of pointless addition to chat. I dunno. If you want to do something, "just do it" instead of texting it.
Maybe I'm just too stupid or too weird (well furry fandom is weird enough i guess :P).

[to remember: posting at 3 AM is a bad idea]

you see, the the thing is that in rp you can do things that is not possible irl for reason or another. i play actively tabletop rpgs and there i am a dragon shapeshifter who kills monsters for living. that is not something i can do irl. just like you cannot be irl a buff blue wolf with two enormous horsecocks and have sex with a rainbow colored skunk with 3 pairs of DD titties. people never roleplay things like loaning money from someone. people roleplay interesting stories.

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Mutisija said:
people roleplay interesting stories.

"Hi OwO *wags*"
Isn't an interesting story you know.

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Some role players just sext you for a quick fap, so if you're the type that doesn't want a dedicated relationship (or want a sexbuddy), I suggest you could join in with them. Have fun with that~

GameManiac said:
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Wow, that's a lot of writing. Good job!

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Mutisija said: that is not something i can do irl. just like you cannot be irl a buff blue wolf with two enormous horsecocks and have sex with a rainbow colored skunk with 3 pairs of DD titties.

NONSENSE, you just aren't trying

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Aeon18King said:
Wow, that's a lot of writing. Good job!

Thank you. It'll feel great when I inevitably illustrate it.

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GameManiac said:
Thank you. It'll feel great when I inevitably illustrate it.

Should be fascinating! :)

I'll try to keep up and read your work.

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