Topic: PSN: GUARANTEED DOWN ONCE EVERY YEAR!

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Forum Post Created: 1/4/16, posted according to Relevance at the time of posting.

Disclaimer: The following is not to be taken as a Derogatory Statement towards any group, individual, organization or entitiy, whether profitable or nonprofit. It is only a voicing of one opinion from one individual/Group of individuals.

To "the gods of E621.net", a.k.a. admins:Also, if you are a god of E621.net please do not give me, user:Kristal_Candeo or anyone else who voices their opinions in this forum a black cherry flavored bar for doing so unless they are explicitly being Derogatory on purpose, Which I am not. If any of you do not like my views or the way I articulate them, please let me know so I can just Delete this post/ Close this forum, without me receiving that negative/neutral record Bar. And as always, Thank You.

Okay, so PSN is down once more. Wow. Surprise, surprise. Not that it has anything to do with eSix, but damn, man the one time I think to myself, "Hmm, I've finally got some time to myself. I guess I'll play some games on PSN.", I get on my PlayStation and Nope I can't.

I mean, I dare say that @TonyLemur is better at web programming and server maintenance than all those Sony Guys are combined. They know who is attacking them, (Group-wise I mean), they know what methods are being used and what Pen-tools are being used, and by now they should know what time of year to increase maintenance staff to combat it (programming-wise, not actual 'Maintenance staff').

Why am I paying for PSN online anymore? I mean, if those guys keep it so easy to break, gimme that PS PLUS free, man.

At this point, I feel SONY is just A huge corporation that is only good at two things:

1) Pissing off their customers when DLC doesn't work right, and

2) Being Totally unprepared to combat minor/moderate Script-Kiddie attacks.

But now that I have some time, let me know what everyone else here thinks. Meanwhile, I Guess I'll start on those Positive User Reports I need to submit.

Thanks everyone and have a great day.

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I've never used PSN, simply because I don't have anything more advanced than a PS2.

My brother uses Xbox Live, and I haven't really seen any problems there.

I'm on my Nintendo 3DS and Wii U almost always daily, and outside of server maintenance, I can't EVER recall a time where the servers were down. Busy yes, but not down.

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Queen_Tyr'ahnee said:
I think the cherry ones are best >.>, anyways sorry to hear you are having such a hard time Candeo.

Thanks, Mate.

At least I have time to 'give out' those 'G.Apple Flavored Bars' now. I'm working on editing those locally now before I paste them in reports. Yay!

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Rustyy said:
*Smug PC gamer mode activate*

Yea well you know PC master race and all that

EDIT: Removed the link to the picture.

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Cynosure said:
Yea well you know "PC master race and all that."

oh, mah, Gawd! That Setup is amazing! So beautifully colorful.

I would play PC but I'm am a total Scrub at it. (not that I am any good on any consoles either, mind you.) I Can't even beat Undyne in Undertale's Genocide Playthrough by myself. And all I wanted to do was listen to Megalovania in-game.

What a True Heroine that girl is, huh? Beating n00bs like me to a pulp when we decide to murder everyone. Seriously though, Undyne: Great Job.

Mostly I just play my PS online for just fun and giggles.(laughing at myself for how bad I am at Games on Easy mode.

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Kristal_Candeo said:
oh, mah, Gawd! That Setup is amazing! So beautifully colorful.

It's not tehcnically my main set up it's just in the same general positioning. I'm not at my place at the moment so I don't have my usual LED lights and stuff. Usually the room is a purple/pink/blue color cause I have HUE lights instead of regular bulbs. The underside of my desk is usually bright purple/blue cause I put LED's on the bttom and normally the back of my monitor glows rainbow colors from its LED's but I'm not in my normal setup as I said before.

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Kristal_Candeo said:
oh, mah, Gawd! That Setup is amazing! So beautifully colorful.

Queen_Tyr'ahnee said:
It's so weird seeing my comment IRL.

Hey could you two remove the actual link from the comment? The link should look something like "PC master race and all that" with a : then the link, just remove the " and the link itself.

I was only planning on keeping the picture up for a few minutes, I try to be reserved about pictures that can be used to identify me so... Could you just remove the link from the comments? Thnx.

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Cynosure said:
Yea well you know PC master race and all that

EDIT: Removed the link to the picture.

:/ i detect the presence of a tower. that alone will always surpass a laptop in every way aside from portability. also, nice keyboard, is that one of those with a light in each key to give it that rainbow look? *looks closer* yep, wouldn't mind having one like that some day if only for how neat it looks. :)

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treos said:
:/ i detect the presence of a tower. that alone will always surpass a laptop in every way aside from portability. also, nice keyboard, is that one of those with a light in each key to give it that rainbow look? *looks closer* yep, wouldn't mind having one like that some day if only for how neat it looks. :)

Keyboard is the "Logitech Orion Spark" search it up for all information on it.

Also there is no tower, my laptop is simply super beast x.x I don't wana go into specs but let's just say the thing weighs quite a lot and to put the rest of the specs into perspective it has 32GB of ram and 4 TB of SSD

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Cynosure said:
Hey could you two remove the actual link from the comment? The link should look something like "PC master race and all that" with a : then the link, just remove the " and the link itself.

I was only planning on keeping the picture up for a few minutes, I try to be reserved about pictures that can be used to identify me so... Could you just remove the link from the comments? Thnx.

Done and done.

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Cynosure said:
I was only planning on keeping the picture up for a few minutes, I try to be reserved about pictures that can be used to identify me so... Could you just remove the link from the comments? Thnx.

OMG I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!

You are Cynosure :V

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Good, PSN is back up.

Now I can go back to spitting on MGS5's bullshit passive-aggressive PVP mechanics they crowbar'd in to ruin a perfectly good game.

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Actinium-89 said:
Good, PSN is back up.

Now I can go back to spitting on MGS5's bullshit passive-aggressive PVP mechanics they crowbar'd in to ruin a perfectly good game.

*inner Yay!

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TheHuskyK9 said:
OMG I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!

You are Cynosure :V

Great Scott! Is he really?

Blast, that's incredible! Who knew, right?

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"People" said:
*Things on this forum*

So uh, Quick question, Oh Ascended one ;) @TheHuskyK9: Do I leave this thing up now until next year or do I take it down or what?

Also, I seriously just did 3 of the 6 Reports I promised. Do you guys prefer I turn them in one-at-a-time or all-at-once?

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GameManiac said:
I've never used PSN, simply because I don't have anything more advanced than a PS2.

Same here. I think the most modern console I have is a DS lite that, iirc, it does not work anymore :I

TheHuskyK9 said:
OMG I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!

You are Cynosure :V

HOLY HELL! I KNOW THAT GUY!! :O

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Rustyy said:
*Smug PC gamer mode activate*

Come back when Steam doesn't break and leak your personal info.

SHOTS FIRED (*゚ロ゚)

Actually I just bought like $100 worth of games in the winter sale, so I'm hardly one to talk

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TheHuskyK9 said:
OMG I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!

You are Cynosure :V

Xch3l said:
HOLY HELL! I KNOW THAT GUY!! :O

Funny, but my computer (On the left of the picture that is now removed) is a very identifiable brand no one else in my area has anything like it. Also my keyboard/necklace/monitor/headset are all things that are unique to me in this small town. Any of my friends would quickly realize who is behind the camera X,X and that would be bad...

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Cynosure said:
Funny, but my computer (On the left of the picture that is now removed) is a very identifiable brand no one else in my area has anything like it. Also my keyboard/necklace/monitor/headset are all things that are unique to me in this small town. Any of my friends would quickly realize who is behind the camera X,X and that would be bad...

So you know what kind of computer everyone in your small town uses? I find that hard to believe dude.

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Kristal_Candeo said:
So uh, Quick question, Oh Ascended one ;) @TheHuskyK9: Do I leave this thing up now until next year or do I take it down or what?

No reason to remove it that I can see. I can't promise that it won't eventually get locked though. :V

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Kristal_Candeo said:
So uh, Quick question, Oh Ascended one ;) @TheHuskyK9: Do I leave this thing up now until next year or do I take it down or what?

This will forever be recorded into the sacred documents of e621 history

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TheHuskyK9 said:
So you know what kind of computer everyone in your small town uses? I find that hard to believe dude.

Dude has LED's everywhere, trust me, people know.

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Xch3l said:
Same here. I think the most modern console I have is a DS lite that, iirc, it does not work anymore :I

I have the original "phat" Nintendo DS, TWO Nintendo DS Lites, a Nintendo DSi, a Nintendo 3DS, a special red Pokémon XY Nintendo 3DS XL, and a special Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate NEW Nintendo 3DS XL.

...And I also have a Nintendo Wii and Wii U.

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GameManiac said:
I have the original "phat" Nintendo DS, TWO Nintendo DS Lites, a Nintendo DSi, a Nintendo 3DS, a special red Pokémon XY Nintendo 3DS XL, and a special Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate NEW Nintendo 3DS XL.

...And I also have a Nintendo Wii and Wii U.

Something tells me you like DS, can't quite put my finger on it.

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Queen_Tyr'ahnee said:
Something tells me you like DS, can't quite put my finger on it.

Each one has a story too.

The "phat" Nintendo DS was my first one, and I distinctly recall the first games I got for it were Pokémon Emerald (yay for GBA backwards compatability) and Burnout Legends.

The first Nintendo DS Lite was purchased after my "phat" one snapped partially in two. And the second Nintendo DS Lite, believe it or not, was found in the trash. It wasn't even broken! How asinine is that?!

The Nintendo DSi was a gift.

The Nintendo 3DS was purchased on Launch Day.

The Pokémon XY Nintendo 3DS XL was a birthday gift from me to my brother. He doesn't use it anymore so I hold onto it.

The Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate New Nintendo 3DS XL was part upgrade, part wanting MH4U. It's my "HUB" 3DS now.

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NotMeNotYou said:
Dude has LED's everywhere, trust me, people know.

TheHuskyK9 said:
Hmmmmmmmmm :I

Oh, Definitely. When I turn on my desktop for music/Va recording, all you see is Neon Hot Pink (the combined lighting from my Mercury-Based and Hydrogen-Based "Neon" blubs in my chassis) and the Deep Blue/Purple keyboard backlights.

Since I'm in the city people used to knock on my door way too much because of that. The cops were even called on occasion. (Needless to say I don't keep that setup in my city home anymore)

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Cynosure said:
Funny, but my computer (On the left of the picture that is now removed) is a very identifiable brand no one else in my area has anything like it. Also my keyboard/necklace/monitor/headset are all things that are unique to me in this small town. Any of my friends would quickly realize who is behind the camera X,X and that would be bad...

"Oh my god bro, while I was browsing a furry porn site I saw a pic of cynosures setup! Can you believe that guy goes on furry porn sites? Pah, total loser amirite?"

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Rustyy said:
"Oh my god bro, while I was browsing a furry porn site I saw a pic of cynosures setup! Can you believe that guy goes on furry porn sites? Pah, total loser amirite?"

"Totally, dude."

"Hey, ya know, we should totally look up his favorites and give him, like, a surprise sex gift or something. Or maybe he's into rape and we can give him Surprise Buttsex, but, like, for real. Wouldn't that be totally rad Bro?"

*pause*
..."Wait, you go on furry porn sites? What a loser you are, amirite guys?"

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TheHuskyK9 said:
Hmmmmmmmmm :I

NotMeNotYou said:
Dude has LED's everywhere, trust me, people know.

TheHuskyK9 said:
So you know what kind of computer everyone in your small town uses? I find that hard to believe dude.

Again -small- town and none of them have the brand of computer I do. Everyone else has standard toshiba/dell/ect the best someone in town has is either a custom made or 2 people who have alienwares.

No one has the same brand as me :P And no one has the same setup

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Cynosure said:
Again -small- town and none of them have the brand of computer I do. Everyone else has standard toshiba/dell/ect the best someone in town has is either a custom made or 2 people who have alienwares.

No one has the same brand as me :P And no one has the same setup

So I don't mean this rude at all, and like, I completely understand what you are saying. But uh, does that mean that you know for a fact some people in your "small town" go on this site?

Because I saw the pic and I know what brand it is, (no im not going to say) and what it looks like. But I guess since I'm not in your town, I have no idea who you are IRL.

So in order for for me to call you out, I'd have to live there, and in order for there to be the possibilty, you have to know I both live there and roam this site. So do you know certain people from your town that browse e621? Cause if you do, it may actually be to your advantage to be called out. I won't go into details but could you at least answer me that? Thanks!

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Kristal_Candeo said:
does that mean that you know for a fact some people in your "small town" go on this site?

A couple people I know run through this site and also know I'm on here as well, they just don't know who. (Username)

I'm not actually "out of the closet" to anyone around me at the moment not even friends. Only past boyfriends/hookups know about my tendency's to "hop the fence" and mess around on the other side for a bit.

And by "hop the fence" I mean: Hop the fence

So I try to keep it under wraps as best I can - and if anyone in my town/circle of people I know links the account back to me and the account is full of femboys and sex well:

post #332600

http://i.imgur.com/H7M8eWM.jpg

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Cynosure said:
A couple people I know run through this site and also know I'm on here as well, they just don't know who. (Username)

I'm not actually "out of the closet" to anyone around me at the moment not even friends. Only past boyfriends/hookups know about my tendency's to "hop the fence" and mess around on the other side for a bit.

And by "hop the fence" I mean: Hop the fence

So I try to keep it under wraps as best I can - and if anyone in my town/circle of people I know links the account back to me and the account is full of femboys and sex well:

post #332600

http://i.imgur.com/H7M8eWM.jpg[/quote]

It ain't gay unless you kiss

or balls touch, whatever comes first :P

Edit: how did we come from talking about PSN to Cyno's sexual preferences? o_o

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Xch3l said:
It ain't gay unless you kiss

Edit: how did we come from talking about PSN to Cyno's sexual preferences? o_o

I was talking about PC master race and showed a picture of my setup (my PC)

I then requested the link be taken down from other peoples comments so people who know me can't link this account back to me and thus expose my closeted desire to fuck boys ^w^ :D

Speaking of desire to fuck boys:

post #207027

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Cynosure said:
I was talking about PC master race and showed a picture of my setup (my PC)

I then requested the link be taken down from other peoples comments so people who know me can't link this account back to me and thus expose my closeted desire to fuck boys ^w^ :D

Oic, now makes sense. But back on topic -kinda-, I'd show a pic of my setup but, since I'm not at home atm, I think this can work: Imagine a desk made up of a smaller desk with a big wooden board on top, a Dell laptop on top of it and a huge mess around :u (I think I'm pretty 'average' when it comes to PC setups :I )

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Cynosure said:
A couple people I know run through this site and also know I'm on here as well, they just don't know who. (Username)

I'm not actually "out of the closet" to anyone around me at the moment not even friends. Only past boyfriends/hookups know about my tendency's to "hop the fence" and mess around on the other side for a bit.

And by "hop the fence" I mean: Hop the fence

So I try to keep it under wraps as best I can - and if anyone in my town/circle of people I know links the account back to me and the account is full of femboys and sex well:

post #332600

http://i.imgur.com/H7M8eWM.jpg

Oh, okay. That makes alot of since. Thanks.

However, you should not have to hide who you are. And if you know the other people in town are here, why not seek them out IRL and try to 'Subtly' bring it up when you are all together. I mean, you don't have to, but doing so could potentially lead to having closer friendships with them and even having an comfortable setting for coming out about yourself.

But, hey. You don't have to listen to me. Afterall, I am Just Delusional. ;)

See, I knew that would come full circle some time!

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Kristal_Candeo said:
However, you should not have to hide who you are.]

I don't think it's a good idea to continue speaking about this in the forums, I doubt people really care.

If you want to hear more about this for some odd reason you can message me.

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