Topic: Which hand do you masturbate with

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Since I'm right-handed, the right hand for me. can't do it properly with my left hand.

Why are there two threads on masturbation?

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TheGreatWolfgang said:
Since I'm right-handed, the right hand for me. can't do it properly with my left hand.

Why are there two threads on masturbation?

One thread is what techniques, this one is just which hand... Which could have simply been asked in the other one.

I do a forwards (Thumb and index towards the head) right handed normally, or a backhand (Thumb and index towards the base) left-hand.

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Which hand do you masturbate with

Someone else's ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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With my left hand. I hold my phone in my right one.

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I swap every now and then. I think my penis has a slight bend from when I used to just use my right (stronger) hand

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i'm ambidextrous, but i prefer my left hand as i used that one first and it feels weird using my left hand for a mouse or touch screen instead of jerking it

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xXMAGIKzMushroomXx said:
I swap every now and then. I think my penis has a slight bend from when I used to just use my right (stronger) hand

Were you circumcised? I'm pretty sure a bend is caused by how they stitch back the skin.

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mvpm8 said:
i'm ambidextrous, but i prefer my left hand as i used that one first and it feels weird using my left hand for a mouse or touch screen instead of jerking it

When I got my last phone, one thing that became really clear I should've though about was usage when masturbating. Greatly over 5" phone is really hard to use with single hand, especially with non-dominant left hand. At least that was easily fixed by selling it forward and buying better model without samsungs bloatware.

On computer you have handy dandy keyboard shortcuts! Those using mouse with their left hand (unless you are lefty and prefer it that way) are just amateurs.

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you have to alternate if you don't want to end up looking like some fucking weirdo

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For real though, I use both interchangeably, sometimes simultaneously if I'm okay with making a mess. There's a preference for my left, however.

what's with the sudden fascination with other people's masturbatory habits tho

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well this thread seems kind of pointless but I guess I'll answer

I've normally only used my right hand. Then I started using my left. But now I'm in the habit of using both at the same time one on top of the other.

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Both. Right hand above the left hand, and right thumb on the tip.

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Right hand. Cause I'm right handed. I wish I had something clever to add.

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Forums these days, ah well...they keep the community alive with giggles. :)

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Furrin_Gok said:
Were you circumcised? I'm pretty sure a bend is caused by how they stitch back the skin.

Nope, the foreskin is all there.

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Who needs hands/paws when you have other parts of your body to use ;) ;) ;)

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LatiosLove said:
Who needs hands/paws when you have other parts of your body to use ;) ;) ;)

Like what?... *mind flashes* oh...oh! Hehe, naughty!

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