I'll start us off with a few!

1. "So, your best friend's a vegetable now
blah, blah, blah
but you know what they say
when life gives you potatoes, you make potato salad
and I've got just the recipe
Hit it!"

2. "Women are stupid, and I don't-res-pect-them
That's right, I just have sex with them
Show me your genitals, your genitals"

3. "Downtown, hobo on the ground. Says he's got a probe, yo I got my cho-ode, but yo that's sick if I,
Wanna dick I can get a dick and
I like the metal stick with the little drip drip
Gobble the knob on the top and all the stickiness and I,
Love the satisfaction of a man don't get me wrong,
Waters the eyes and baby, does it turn me on"

4. "Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will aaaaaaaaalways beeeeee aroooouuund just sooouuuunds so gayyyyyyyyy
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will aaaaaaaaalways beeeeee aroooouuund just sooouuuunds so gayyyyyyyyy
IIII WILL,
ALWAYS BE THE SAAAAAAAAME ONE,
ALWAYS
TRY TO
BLAAAAME ONE,
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
O-OOOOOOOOOO"

Chose the most ridiculous ones I could

These are actual songs...

I don't know if I should feel impressed or disappointed.

I don't know about this game. I think it's impossible to guess a song you don't know. Perhaps you could make this thread about unusual lyrics?

Sorrowless said:
I don't know about this game. I think it's impossible to guess a song you don't know. Perhaps you could make this thread about unusual lyrics?

How be dat, boyo?

AKBAR_THE_CORNCOB said:
How be dat, boyo?

You want me to guess the names of the songs? That would take forever if the name is something random.

did you change the title because you remembered that forum games are not exactly welcome or..?

"Christmas At Ground Zero" by "Weird Al" Yankovic (yes, I copy/pasted this):

It's Christmas at Ground Zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringin' and the carolers are singin'
While the air raid sirens blare

It's Christmas at Ground Zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test

Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin'
It's the end of all humanity
No more time for last minute shoppin'
It's time to face your final destiny

Well, it's Christmas at Ground Zero
There's panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath a mushroom cloud

[siren]

You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
But if someone's climbin' down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill

Oh, it's Christmas at Ground Zero
And if the radiation level's okay
I'll go out with you and see the all new
Mutations on New Year's Day

It's Christmas at Ground Zero
Just seconds left to go
I'll duck and cover with my yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoe

It's Christmas at Ground Zero
Now the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday
What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday

[siren]

EDIT:

BTW, this was an actual, real fear that I, as well as a great many other people who were born during the Cold War, lived with every day. So for me the song is not only weird but a bit... real, I guess you could say? I've always been a fan of Weird Al, but this song has always sent a shiver down my spine.