I just had fun in a bathtub full of vegetable oil.

1) Removing the oil from your body and not making the whole bathroom greasy is not fun. I had to soap myself up ~5 times and I am still a bit greasy all over.
2) It doesn't hurt when it gets into eyes. Though we still have blurry vision because there is some oil left in our eyes.
3) Grinding around with this low friction feels nice.
3) It was an interesting experience but not worth it altogether.

Ok, i have some questions:

1) Amount of oil used?
2) the kind of vegetable oil that we use for cooking?
3) the size of your bathtub?
4) try mineral oil next, then use your bathtub as an giant watercooled computer

Question, Why?

I guess we all have to do something...unusual...

What did you do with the oil when you were done?
http://www.wikihow.com/Dispose-of-Cooking-Oil

Zenti said:
Ok, i have some questions:

1) Amount of oil used?
2) the kind of vegetable oil that we use for cooking?
3) the size of your bathtub?
4) try mineral oil next, then use your bathtub as an giant watercooled computer

~100 cans of 2L cooking oil, mostly this one:
http://www.austrianshop.com/ebusiness/filesharing/Productpics/frivissa.jpg
The bathtub has space for 2 grown men and didn't overflow even then. It's one of those fancy stone like free staying tubs. Not mine though ;_;

AlastairWhitehall said:
Question, Why?
I guess we all have to do something...unusual...

"I recently saw some videos on youtube where woman get different fluids poured over them..."
"Ok, so you get off to that stuff now?"
"Nah, I just though this looks really fun."
"Like, a weird fetish or something?"
"Not sexual, just fun. How about it? Get some liters of this green fun goo and pour it over me? You'd like it I bet."
"This play slime? It has that chemical smell, I don't think you should pour that over you and how would you dispose of it."
"How about cooking oil? That could be even good for my skin and hair."
"Where would you do it? You probably won't do it in your bathroom, I don't allow you to do it in mine and I'd be ashamed if you would do it outside. And it's still too cold for that."
"I could do it in your big bathtub and you could film me?"
"That's disgusting. I don't want to do this. I won't film you pouring oil over you. That's gross. You are such a weirdo and you are kidding anyways."
"I dare you! I'll order some oil and do it if you pay for it!"
"I don't even want you to do that and I won't pay for it..."

And then I ordered 100x2l bottles of frivissa frying oil with somebody elses money!
http://www.austrianshop.com/ebusiness/filesharing/Productpics/frivissa.jpg
And we both got oily in the end! (I wasn't allowed to film it though.)

Munkelzahn said:
What did you do with the oil when you were done?
http://www.wikihow.com/Dispose-of-Cooking-Oil

I flushed it away. I hope it won't clog the pipe again.
Was that wrong? I mean there were several different body fluids, bath additives and hair swimming around in it in the end so nobody could have used it anymore.

what

Why did I click on this thread? WHY!?

Why...

how much fun could you possibly have rolling around naked, by yourself, in a bathtub full of cooking oil?? And while virgin olive oil is supposed to be good for your skin, I kinda have my doubts about the same oil they use to fry hamburgers in...
basically, there is no way you could have come out of this looking like a cool guy :V

elad said:
how much fun could you possibly have rolling around naked, by yourself, in a bathtub full of cooking oil??

You'd be surprised

elad said:
how much fun could you possibly have rolling around naked, by yourself, in a bathtub full of cooking oil?? And while virgin olive oil is supposed to be good for your skin, I kinda have my doubts about the same oil they use to fry hamburgers in...
basically, there is no way you could have come out of this looking like a cool guy :V

In the end I wasn't alone in the oil bathtub.
It was indeed a tiny little bit awkward though and no one got out of this mess any cooler. But that's what life's all about.

Hmm.

Trying to decide whether or not this topic breaches the "Don't be creepy" rule.

Explicit details about one's sex life errs pretty close to the line. But the discussion so far has been relatively civil.

We'll see.

KloH0und said:
Hmm.

Trying to decide whether or not this topic breaches the "Don't be creepy" rule.

Explicit details about one's sex life errs pretty close to the line. But the discussion so far has been relatively civil.

We'll see.

There was nothing explicit involved. The other guy who is not gay and me were having nude, friction free grinding fun. Everything that happened would have been rated either "safe" or "questionable" at best. Like images of nude wolves that hide their crotch with a fluffy_tail.

The other guy I was having nude, friction free grinding fun with is not gay.

I'm sure he believes that, too.

KloH0und said:
I'm sure he believes that, too.

I edited that sentence, read it again. I totally messed up here and got lost in translation. I guess all that oil is making me dizzy.
My hair feels amazing after the oil treatment though.

KloH0und said:
I'm sure he believes that, too.

Ilu.

Akkira said:
There was nothing explicit involved. The other guy who is not gay and me were having nude, friction free grinding fun. Everything that happened would have been rated either "safe" or "questionable" at best. Like images of nude wolves that hide their crotch with a fluffy_tail.

questionable maybe, but certainly not safe.

Next try coffee.

Edit: Well, it's not like you could have held eachother. Would have just slipped out of reach.

furballs_dc said:
Next try coffee.

coffee is mainly water. we need something more unusual...

Guys, we're missing vital information to judge them. The question is - did the balls touch?

Akkira said:
other guy
not gay
nude, friction free grinding fun

There is no degree of modern, enlightened attitude toward interpersonal relations that could ever make these three things successfully line up.

Little children can bathe together and have it not be sexual. Not adults.

Zenti said:
coffee is mainly water. we need something more unusual...

Well, there's blood, hmm.

furballs_dc said:
Well, there's blood, hmm.

blood? too mainstream.

Zenti said:
blood? too mainstream.

How bout motor oil/axle grease?

furballs_dc said:
How bout motor oil/axle grease?

yeah, that's better. Now we just wait to know what akkira thinks of this new bath idea.

Gilda_The_Gryphon said:
Guys, we're missing vital information to judge them. The question is - did the balls touch?

That's exactly it. They didn't. At least I think so. If everything is greasy you have no idea what exactly you are touching.

Foobaria said:
There is no degree of modern, enlightened attitude toward interpersonal relations that could ever make these three things successfully line up.

Little children can bathe together and have it not be sexual. Not adults.

He is not gay, but sometimes he is into a little cuddling and stuff like that. We are very close, but more like brothers. And I often sleep at his oversized, lonely and empty apartment, in his bed, unless he wants to have sex with a woman in that bed. I usually change the sheets after such an escapade.
It kind of works out. Both my workplace and college are closer from there. And cooking for two is more fun than cooking for one.

Akkira said:
That's exactly it. They didn't. At least I think so. If everything is greasy you have no idea what exactly you are touching.

He is not gay, but sometimes he is into a little cuddling and stuff like that. We are very close, but more like brothers. And I often sleep at his oversized, lonely and empty apartment, in his bed, unless he wants to have sex with a woman in that bed. I usually change the sheets after such an escapade.
It kind of works out. Both my workplace and college are closer from there. And cooking for two is more fun than cooking for one.

post #249240

That's exactly it. They didn't. At least I think so. If everything is greasy you have no idea what exactly you are touching.

So you confirm that there is possibility that it was gay indeed, but you just shrug it off like that? For me it's at least bisexual.

And aren't you suspicious that you weren't allowed to film it - therefore have proof that balls weren't touching? I hope I'm not right, but it looks like you were tricked and instead of fully heterosexual straight oil grinding you got gay man on man action. You should be more careful in future.

Gilda_The_Gryphon said:
So you confirm that there is possibility that it was gay indeed, but you just shrug it off like that? For me it's at least bisexual.

And aren't you suspicious that you weren't allowed to film it - therefore have proof that balls weren't touching? I hope I'm not right, but it looks like you were tricked and instead of fully heterosexual straight oil grinding you got gay man on man action. You should be more careful in future.

I am gay and would be fine with it...
But he doesn't like me making serious moves on him. Naked cuddling is the limit. Talking about it makes him angry so I don't because I don't want to make it weird.

Peoples said:
things about homosexuality

why even bother to make a debate? let's all be bisexual and the problem will vanish!

Zenti said:
why even bother to make a debate? let's all be bisexual and the problem will vanish!

Akkira said:
Naked cuddling is the limit.

O.O

Akkira said:
Naked cuddling is the limit.

What, no ear nibbling?

Akkira said:
But he doesn't like me making serious moves on him. Naked cuddling is the limit. Talking about it makes him angry so I don't because I don't want to make it weird.

And yet you're posting your experience of naked oil grinding and (possibly) ball touching on this forum. You're absolutely sure, that naked cuddling is the limit? Cause, you know, for me this whole thing is at least one level higher than naked cuddling. Maybe the limit is just "talking about it". Maybe you can fuck, but not talk.

Okay, if the original post didn't officially cross into "creepy" territory, this back-and-forth about it has done so. I'm out.

What the hell is wrong with you dude? Bathtubs full of vegetable oil? Drains full of corn starch? You need some serious mental help and a plumbing class down at the Home Depot.

If I knew you I would hit you with a brick for your flagrant abuse of indoor plumbing.

null0010 said:
What the hell is wrong with you dude? Bathtubs full of vegetable oil? Drains full of corn starch? You need some serious mental help and a plumbing class down at the Home Depot.

If I knew you I would hit you with a brick.

This is the one who filled a pipe with starch too, ja?

null0010 said:
What the hell is wrong with you dude? Bathtubs full of vegetable oil? Drains full of corn starch? You need some serious mental help and a plumbing class down at the Home Depot.

If you liked those stories, I might as well tell you about how I tried to burn my diary when I was 15. (A ritual for a personality change or something) I put it in the bathtub, poured some lighter fluid over it and set it aflame. The flames were HUGE, it smelled HORRIBLE and the smoke instantly darkened the walls and engulfed the whole bathroom. I immediately turned on the shower head and stopped the fire.
But it was too late. The neighbors called the fire brigade because of the smell and I got into lots of trouble.

If I knew you I would hit you with a brick.

I'd rather not have you hit me with a brick and I will report you for this violent threat. Oh wait. Never mind...

You need some serious mental help

Why?
Just call me "a creative person that lacks common sense sometimes" like everybody else.

Der_Traubenfuchs said:
Just call me "a creative person that lacks common sense sometimes" like everybody else.

No. This is just stupid. People do not do these things. People do not commit arson in their bathrooms. I am amazed that you have not yet accidentally killed yourself with one of these idiotic ideas. Amazed.

null0010 said:
No. This is just stupid. People do not do these things. People do not commit arson in their bathrooms. I am amazed that you have not yet accidentally killed yourself with one of these idiotic ideas. Amazed.

Life is all about exciting, unusual and dangerous activities. Like flying to Ibiza, drinking on the beach and the swimming towards the pitch black open sea with your best friends until the first guy can't go on anymore. (That guy had to pay for one round of kentucky fried chicken) Only to later climb over the handrail in the fourth floor to get to your balcony because someone lost the key on the beach.
It's the small things that count. Having an open mind.
You are into penis milking machines, so everything should fly with you!

Wow, TMI.

Der_Traubenfuchs said:
Kentucky Fried Chicken

Mmmm....

TheHuskyK9 said:
Mmmm....

Der_Traubenfuchs said:
You are into penis milking machines, so everything should fly with you!

My pornographic interests occupy a realm of pure fantasy.

Pouring fucking corn starch and vegetable oil into an expensive network of pipes do not.

There's a difference between exciting and irresponsible, and 'YOLO' is not a valid philosophy.

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's going on?

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE???

Cooking oil in tub.

Der_Traubenfuchs said:
Life is all about exciting, unusual and dangerous activities. Like flying to Ibiza, drinking on the beach and the swimming towards the pitch black open sea with your best friends until the first guy can't go on anymore. (That guy had to pay for one round of kentucky fried chicken) Only to later climb over the handrail in the fourth floor to get to your balcony because someone lost the key on the beach.
It's the small things that count. Having an open mind.
You are into penis milking machines, so everything should fly with you!

Jesus Christ, please leave me a warning message if you ever intend to get close to Saxony so that I have enough time to evacuate the area.

Seriously, austrians are all crazy but you make your people look sane in comparison.

Der_Traubenfuchs said:
Life is all about exciting, unusual and dangerous activities. Like flying to Ibiza, drinking on the beach and the swimming towards the pitch black open sea with your best friends until the first guy can't go on anymore. (That guy had to pay for one round of kentucky fried chicken) Only to later climb over the handrail in the fourth floor to get to your balcony because someone lost the key on the beach.

Except you're not doing any of those things. You're squirming around in a bath tub full of oil nude with another guy and trying to justify it to us as 'not gay'.

I mean, we all do weird things in our personal lives, but most of us don't just come straight out and tell everyone about it.

bah you forgot to do one important thing, have a slip-n-slide from the bath down the stairs to the livingroom & into an inflatable paddling pool with oil in too

ಠ_ಠ

TheTundraTerror said:
ಠ_ಠ

post #107165

Grinding with another man in a bathtub full of oil is the straightest thing i've ever heard of. What's wrong with you guys?

Der_Traubenfuchs said:
Just call me "a creative person that lacks common sense sometimes" like everybody else.

We should nominate this guy for the nobel peace prize

i watch to much anime, i read the title as Bathrub ful of vegeta oil...im like.."whut?" either that or im really really tired...

Esme_Belles said:
vegeta oil...

Freshly squeezed?

NotMeNotYouMobile said:
Seriously, austrians are all crazy

I have NO idea who you could be referring to :D

Aeshma said:
This is the one who filled a pipe with starch too, ja?

I believe so. Not very nice to his plumbing, is he?

Esme_Belles said:
vegeta oil...

- How many liters of oil were in the tub?
- OVER 9000!
- What!? Over 9000? That's impossible!

Xch3l said:
- How many liters of oil were in the tub?
- OVER 9000!
- What!? Over 9000? That's impossible!

"Let's fill the house to the top and seal it, then remove the roof."

Der_Traubenfuchs said:
Life is all about exciting, unusual and dangerous activities. Like flying to Ibiza, drinking on the beach and the swimming towards the pitch black open sea with your best friends until the first guy can't go on anymore. (That guy had to pay for one round of kentucky fried chicken) Only to later climb over the handrail in the fourth floor to get to your balcony because someone lost the key on the beach.
It's the small things that count. Having an open mind.
You are into penis milking machines, so everything should fly with you!

Last time I did both of those, I almost fucking died.

related sorta
...at least the failure to convince.

what the fuck did i just walk into?

I dunno about you guys, but I can't wait to see what poorly thought out project this guy does next! 8D

elad said:
I dunno about you guys, but I can't wait to see what poorly thought out project this guy does next! 8D

You are one to talk, you don't have to share a continent with him.

elad said:
I dunno about you guys, but I can't wait to see what poorly thought out project this guy does next! 8D

What, like buying a tailly?

elad said:
I dunno about you guys, but I can't wait to see what poorly thought out project this guy does next! 8D

skiing naked

Munkelzahn said:
skiing naked

Been done.

furballs_dc said:
Been done.

So has bathing in vegetable oil :P

Munkelzahn said:
skiing naked

Consider everything that contains "naked" as done by me. The most famous quote by me is "I can't take smaller dicked into consideration!" after friends repeatedly requested me not being naked.

Getting taken to the hospital by a helicopter after rolling down half the mountain and not even having a fracture was pretty embarrassing. (That didn't happen while I was skiing naked, that was a different incident.)

KloH0und said:
What, like buying a tailly?

I think I will get a bad dragon dildo soon, but the taily looks too much like "teen werewolf" apparel to me.
Brace yourself, the teen werewolves!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q77sJT8O56E

Anyone else feel like screencapping this?

therabbidwanker said:
Anyone else feel like screencapping this?

This is a conversation I would like to forget being a part of.