Topic: Whats the weirdest thing you jerked off to

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Probably shouldn't be posting here, but why the fuck not. When I was younger and Okami was new, there was one particular scene where she's talking to Susano with her back turned and her tail wagging, and the way the polygons were arranged made it look like she had a pussy, so...you know. I didn't have the internet at that time and it was long before I knew about furry. It was a confusing time for me.

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ippiki_ookami said:
Probably shouldn't be posting here, but why the fuck not. When I was younger and Okami was new, there was one particular scene where she's talking to Susano with her back turned and her tail wagging, and the way the polygons were arranged made it look like she had a pussy, so...you know. I didn't have the internet at that time and it was long before I knew about furry. It was a confusing time for me.

I am screencapping this.

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ippiki_ookami said:
Probably shouldn't be posting here, but why the fuck not. When I was younger and Okami was new, there was one particular scene where she's talking to Susano with her back turned and her tail wagging, and the way the polygons were arranged made it look like she had a pussy, so...you know. I didn't have the internet at that time and it was long before I knew about furry. It was a confusing time for me.

Also screencapped.

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Randy said:
Whats the weirdest thing you jerked off to

Your question.

DON'T JUDGE ME!

Also the Threadstarter normaly goes first sooo, I'm waiting.

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Hmm..........a flower that has epic boobs. If I can find the pic, I'll post it and let you be the judge.

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null0010 said:
I am screencapping this.

SnowWolf said:
Also screencapped.

What is wrong with you guys? *makes a print to hang on the wall* pfft, screencaps

My avatar, everytime I see it

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Man, the weirdest thing? I dunno, I've been into some pretty extreme shit. I guess it was probably █████████████████████ with the ██████████████████████████ with a pineapple so he ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ and had to go to the doctors to get it taken out. THEN ██████████████████████████████████████, ████████████████████████████████████████████ but I was later aquitted in court.

So yeah, that.

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This one time I fapped to anthropomorphic animals.

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IvoryWolf said:
beastiality.

How is this weird to fap to?

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ippiki_ookami said:
Probably shouldn't be posting here, but why the fuck not. When I was younger and Okami was new, there was one particular scene where she's talking to Susano with her back turned and her tail wagging, and the way the polygons were arranged made it look like she had a pussy, so...you know. I didn't have the internet at that time and it was long before I knew about furry. It was a confusing time for me.

... link? ...

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Mario583 said:
How is this weird to fap to?

To me its not, but its probably the weirdest, especially since most girls dont admit to enjoying that stuff even if they do.

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Furry_Fanatic said:
... link? ...

Can't believe I'm divulging this info but here it is. And yes, I'd have to run all the way there from the save point and fight enemies before the scene every time I wanted to...yeah. (Which was only a few times). And yes I would sometimes close one eye to facilitate the effect. And yes I used my imagination a great deal. And yes I regret posting in this topic.

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ippiki_ookami said:
Can't believe I'm divulging this info but here it is. And yes, I'd have to run all the way there from the save point and fight enemies before the scene every time I wanted to...yeah. (Which was only a few times). And yes I would sometimes close one eye to facilitate the effect. And yes I used my imagination a great deal. And yes I regret posting in this topic.

Somebody needs to make a small video tribute out of this, Ippikis Post at the beginning, slowly some cheesy 70's porn music starts playing while the image fades away to the scene he's referring to.

I bet that would have potential. :>

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ktkr

Former Staff

I dunno what is too weird anymore :<

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ktkr said:
I dunno what is too weird anymore :<

Too weird in my oppinion is gay beastiality

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ktkr said:
I dunno what is too weird anymore :<

necropedozoophilia

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probably post #202775
Usually not into mixing violence with my fapping, but for some reason i found this hot as hell

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ktkr said:
I dunno what is too weird anymore :<

I'm finding this to be true for myself more and more as I keep visiting this site. o.O Now i can find at least one picture on here of every 'genre' of furry porn that i find hot except for I guess extreme hyper, scat, and hardcore guro.

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pony and furry.... but bestiality is not weird for me =3

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Cowboys having sex with anthromorphic versions of their cowboy hats...

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Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

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Braeburn said:
Cowboys having sex with anthromorphic versions of their cowboy hats...

I believe I speak for everyone on this planet when I say:
pix plox

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ktkr said:
I dunno what is too weird anymore :<

Necroexhibitiobestiality

Crystalinn said:
Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

you sick fuck!

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Straight porn. It can be very weird and confusing for a fag like me x3

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I don't know which one is weirder:

This

elad said:
Man, the weirdest thing? I dunno, I've been into some pretty extreme shit. I guess it was probably █████████████████████ with the ██████████████████████████ with a pineapple so he ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ and had to go to the doctors to get it taken out. THEN ██████████████████████████████████████, ████████████████████████████████████████████ but I was later aquitted in court.

So yeah, that.

or

This one

Crystalinn said:
Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

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Test-Subject_217601 said:
The scene in Porno Holocaust where a zombie chokes a woman to death with his dick. :V

thats just FUCKED UP. O____O

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A woman getting assblasted by a dog thrice her size while giving two footjobs and eating a hotdog bun with a dildo in it.
I unsuccessfully fapped to this and stared at the image for a long period of time, wondering how it ended up in my hidden folder.
I wonder where I found that image...

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I took a picture of my own dick with the family camera and fapped to it... I was a fucked up child.

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720p said:
I took a picture of my own dick with the family camera and fapped to it... I was a fucked up child.

that is fucked up

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720p said:
I took a picture of my own dick with the family camera and fapped to it... I was a fucked up child.

Someone call up Noah Webster and tell him we have a new definition for narcissism.

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ippiki_ookami said:
Someone call up Noah Webster and tell him we have a new definition for narcissism.

nono, the top of narcissism is jacking of to a picture of you jacking of to a picture of you.

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NotMeNotYou said:
nono, the top of narcissism is jacking of to a picture of you jacking of to a picture of you.

I thought we already had that whole "dying of dehydration because they were distracted by their own reflection" thing.

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I dunno.. Though I do often look at weird porn, I typically only ever fap to the more tame stuff on e621. Everything, all I've ever fapped to, is in my e621 favorites (except the tailsrulz ones that were taken down of course, but I have those saved).

Which of those is the weirdest? I really don't know, you be the judge. I think these might be the oddest:

post #87664 post #53905 (and the other images by karlo) post #50583 post #47893 post #77657

Yeah, not really odd..

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Raizen said:
probably post #202775
Usually not into mixing violence with my fapping, but for some reason i found this hot as hell

You Win!

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The weirdest things i ever jerked of to is Monosodium glutamate content.

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I've fapped to some strange things, but I can't say any of it is weirder than some of the things I've actually done. Mostly because when you fap to something it's kinda disconnected, but when you actually do it you are there for the whole experience.

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trevorlanch said:
I've fapped to some strange things, but I can't say any of it is weirder than some of the things I've actually done. Mostly because when you fap to something it's kinda disconnected, but when you actually do it you are there for the whole experience.

True True

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Kotep said:
Source code for a video game.

I am not even joking.

What's your kink, collision detection algorithms or AI routines?

(Jayfeather) said:
This
for serious...

...It's been far too long.

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Hmm... I just fapped to Ovan's voice from .HACK//G.U.

I'm a straight guy... this makes me feel weird.

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Braeburn said:
Cowboys having sex with anthromorphic versions of their cowboy hats...

That is weird. Weird in a cool way but it is, indeed, very weird. :-)

Me? Once or twice I tried fixating on the sexuality of flowers. Mmmmm my human male gametes combining with plant female gametes via her flowery parts. ... It didn't work very well. But I did try it.

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I've probably jacked to almost every female who is related to me, serious. I really, really, REALLY have a thing for incest, glorious incest.

But yeah, I sometimes fap to stuff so weird it just becomes obtuse, like swallowing large soft objects; i.e. boiled ostrich eggs

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a cunthunk getting fucked by a stud in my imagination..... ~_~

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(Jayfeather) said:
This
for serious...

That has to be one of the most hilarious websites I have ever been to. Lmfao

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JPL said:
Guess I'm the odd case since I find incest incredibly hot yet I cant even imagine doing anything with someone related to me, It's the taboo that makes it hot I guess. also, glorious incest indeed.

More like a fantasy version of them then anything else, since most of the people in my family are average looking or slightly below, and none of them are my type.

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I think I wacked off to a documentary where two sharks were getting it on when I was like 9 years old...

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Sevipervert said:
This

post #185818

Still like it, too.

That has got to be the creepyest thing I have seen in a while

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porn of Juarez, from the disney movie g-force (i have, ironically, never seen the movie).

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Gekkomon said:
Human Porn

same. never really get off on rw human porn. anime is a bit better though.

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itsapainfulworld said:
same. never really get off on rw human porn. anime is a bit better though.

It's weird how ashamed you feel after watching real human porn, but how awesome you feel after watching furry porn... We're all broken XD

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Wolfboy1206 said:
It's weird how ashamed you feel after watching real human porn, but how awesome you feel after watching furry porn... We're all broken XD

I'm in a place I never thought existed. One with other people that I that I have things in common with. Praise the Internet!

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