In reflection of PhilosophicalMind's rather epic thread resurrection (waiting a whole year to tell someone to 'drop dead') I started to wonder just how long you can keep a dead thread coming back for more?

Let's play a game! I love you too admins <3

Internet penis points are awarded to the first person who comments, resurrecting the thread. Your internet penis gets bigger the longer you leave it dead, and the more comments have been submitted thus far.

TOPIC: Zombies. Go!

This is going to be a disaster. You know that, right? There's no way this isn't going to seriously piss off some higher-up.

ArdesCadaver said:
This is going to be a disaster. You know that, right? There's no way this isn't going to seriously piss off some higher-up.

STOP DERAILING MY IMPORTANT THREAD OK??

I've got the record now :3

Here's a new rule:

Every time a dead thread gets necro'd back to the front page, I'm adding one week to your ban, elad.

Let's get started!

:D

Kimpumomo said:
I've got the record now :3

Oh yes, I see you have two neutral ones.

I can add a negative, if you'd like.

I thought this was going to be full of mutant alien robot pirate zombies. I'm a little disappointed.

KloH0und said:
Here's a new rule:

Every time a dead thread gets necro'd back to the front page, I'm adding one week to your ban, elad.

Let's get started!

I thought we had something... ;__;

elad said:
I thought we had something... ;__;

We do, but if you think that gives you free reign to flippantly breach the site's rules you've got another thing coming.

It's a give and take relationship, honey.

KloH0und said:
We do, but if you think that gives you free reign to flippantly breach the site's rules you've got another thing coming.

It's a give and take relationship, honey.

It was just a gag :V if it's a bigger breach than i realised I'll take it down.
EDIT: or, uh... you can take it down. I could have sworn there was a delete thread button...

furballs_dc said:
I thought this was going to be full of mutant alien robot pirate zombies. I'm a little disappointed.

It's now about this.

elad said:
It was just a gag :V if it's a bigger breach than i realised I'll take it down.

It goes well beyond a "gag" when you endorse and solicit others to the offense. But I understand you weren't wholly malicious in your intent; it's not a big deal.

Come on, when the hell would I ever refer to anyone as "honey" in a serious context?

KloH0und said:
Come on, when the hell would I ever refer to anyone as "honey" in a serious context?

Actually that always kinda weirds me out. I've never known any two people to use the word 'honey' with the same subtext. Except at breakfast.

elad said:
Actually that always kinda weirds me out. I've never known any two people to use the word 'honey' with the same subtext. Except at breakfast.

You're thinkin' too hard about it, hon.
Come back to bed.

KloH0und said:
I can add a negative, if you'd like.

There's no need |3
I didn't know thread necroing was possible through speech acts. :3 sorry.

Oh ok, braaaaaaaaaaaaaaains
juicy juicy braaaaaaaaaaaaaaains

What

Lawyers count as Zombies, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQfOO4wKrrA

furballs_dc said:
Lawyers count as Zombies, right?

Nah, lawyers are vampires.

Bwahaha, try beating 9 months

Please don't actually try to do this without a very good reason

How to win this game:

1) Lock thread
2) Wait two days, then post that you won
3) Make screencap, post somewhere
4) Destroy/delete the thread
5) ????
6) Profit