And I will leave the house in 25 minutes.

I am dying over here and debate whether I should take another tranquillizer, though I am at the point where I know that I will start drooling and dozing off if I do.
It's actually quite fascinating, the nervousness feelings are stronger than any other emotion or drive, the only way to turn the fear off goes with letting the rest of my mind fall asleep.

Anyways.
I am having explosive diarrhea because I am so nervous.

It's 20 minutes now.
My body and mind are not ready.

Well, good luck. =^_^=

Use this horribad sex pickup line to enhance the mood:
"There's a problem with your ass. My dick isn't in it"
or if you want to be topped
"There's a problem with your dick. It's not in my ass."

Der_Traubenfuchs said:
I am having explosive diarrhea because I am so nervous.

Congratulations, you have officially given too much information. :S

Test-Subject_217601 said:
Congratulations, you have officially given too much information. :S

And not before? =~.^=

why are you telling us

Der_Traubenfuchs said:
I am having explosive diarrhea because I am so nervous.

FatherOfGray said:
if you want to be topped
"There's a problem with your dick. It's not in my ass."

This could end badly.

null0010 said:
why are you telling us

Because he wanted you to know this, obviously:

Der_Traubenfuchs said:
Anyways.
I am having explosive diarrhea because I am so nervous.

Didn't you want to picture some furry European blowing liquid shit out of his ass around some other European dude's dick?

Also, he's the wrestle-buddy of the guy who clogged up his sink trying to make a fake vagina. Giving TMI is sort of his thing.

The only dates I get are the ones on my calendar. Thus, I can get a new date every day without anyone complaining. :p

Clawstripe said:
The only dates I get are the ones on my calendar. Thus, I can get a new date every day without anyone complaining. :p

Nice.

Clawstripe said:
The only dates I get are the ones on my calendar. Thus, I can get a new date every day without anyone complaining. :p

+1

Der_Traubenfuchs said:
It's 20 minutes now.
My body and mind are not ready.

I can easily tell how this is going to end

We had fun and we will meet again.
The spaghetti stayed inside.
(http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/spaghetti-stories)

At this rate I will stop uploading images though.
I just have no time left.

Just don't rush anything.

null0010 said:
why are you telling us

What part of his forum post history gives you the impression that he possesses good decision making skills?

Der_Traubenfuchs said:
We had fun and we will meet again.

About time you get to see people.
Let's just hope can help you improve your strange ideas into actually working ideas.

i don't understand this post at all

null0010 said:
i don't understand this post at all

I wouldn't expect toasters to understand much of anything besides bread.

Furry_Fanatic said:
I wouldn't expect toasters to understand much of anything besides bread.

bread is soothing

null0010 said:
bread is soothing

Except for crumbs...

Clawstripe said:
The only dates I get are the ones on my calendar. Thus, I can get a new date every day without anyone complaining. :p

I only get dates with "new Date();" and "date.getTime();" :I
And the only complaints I get are from the error console :/

Xch3l said:
I only get dates with "new Date();" and "date.getTime();" :I
And the only complaints I get are from the error console :/

alert("Nerd!");

null0010 said:
bread is soothing

True, there is something simple about paneity

Xch3l said:
I only get dates with "new Date();" and "date.getTime();" :I
And the only complaints I get are from the error console :/

But can you have a Sunday at the ice cream parlor?

I'm quite sure that the diarrhea is from whatever knockout substance you are giving yourself, unless you were really preparing your anus...

Clawstripe said:
But can you have a Sunday at the ice cream parlor?

eww, going out to meet people. JK. I do have sundays, but nothing interesting to say :/

(Jayfeather) said:
I'm quite sure that the diarrhea is from whatever knockout substance you are giving yourself, unless you were really preparing your anus...

A clean anus is a happy anus!

Xch3l said:
eww, going out to meet people. JK. I do have sundays, but nothing interesting to say :/

True. That's the trouble with the public: it's filled with people. :/

In the end, I guess you could always try Fry-day if the Sundays are a bit too peopley.

Xch3l said:

A clean anus is a happy anus!

Butt do you know how much crap comes out of there?

furballs_dc said:
Butt do you know how much crap comes out of there?

I'd make a gay joke, butt fuck it.