I'm not sure if this would be a Tag Alias or not, since there's so many.

Salazzle: For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with.

Never expected to see reverse harem used in a Pokemon game.

Genjar said:
reverse harem

huh, i probably should've known that'd be a thing. cool

Genjar said:
Salazzle: For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with.

Never expected to see reverse harem used in a Pokemon game.

Okay, so only females can evolve for now. Unless that text is a prank (Which, judging by the Pikachu's text... Is possible)

Haunter: It strikes at humans from total darkness. Those licked by its cold tongue grow weaker with each passing day until they die.

Jesus fuck!

Raichu: It unleashes electric shocks that can reach 100,000 volts. When agitated, it can knock out even an Indian elephant.

So indian elephants exist in the world of pokémon?

Genjar said:
Salazzle: For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with.

Never expected to see reverse harem used in a Pokemon game.

If this is true, where's your Treehouse censorship now, bitch!?

BlueDingo said:
So indian elephants exist in the world of pokémon?

Not any more. They killed them all trying to figure out how strong their Pokemon are.

Yeah, Salazzle is kinky as fuck. Entirely female species, uses pheromones to manipulate males, and is super sexy on top of all that? It's basically a dominatrix, and if you're a kinky bastard like me that's super into dom/sub stuff, this is definitely the kind of Mon for you.

It's also godly stat-wise... I may have a favorite for Alola already.

Even the move list sounds kinky. Nasty Plot, Sweet Scent, Captivate, Disable, Torment, Pound,...

Anyway, it'd probably be safe to implicate the new pokemon now. Anyone feel like making a full list of the new ones?

Shouldn't we wait until the games are actually released and concrete information is openly available? Less work in the long run.