Despite this being roughly a week old, a favorite has already emerged from the mist. http://e621.net/post/show/59238
Let us not mince words, folks: it's hilarious. It embodies the nature of this porn-based board and the community that surrounds it. It seems we have an obvious candidate that could win by the end of the month, but we must ask ourselves, "Do we truly want this as a mascot?"
I've thought about it and I've decided no. Of course, I'm not the voice of this community and ultimately, democracy will decide who will become our mascot.
Within a healthy democracy, there is debate and I must debate for the anti-Pussncock camp. I have five points which will elaborate on this.
(1) It will eventually get old. All jokes do. Do you still tell Chuck Norris jokes? Of course not. The same can and will be said for Pussncock. Its hilarious now. It may be hilarious six months from now. But a year? Two years? More? Eventually, it'll just be a dick with a pussy and an anus.
(2) Not everyone is bisexual. I heard there is this group of people called "straight men" that get offended by the existence of wieners other than their own. I've even heard rumors that '"straight men" may even be lurking on this board! Insane, I know. I'm not calling for more PCness--after all, this is a porn board with unspeakable horrors that have been banned in Australian-esque nations. However, we have the ability to blacklist tags that doesn't suit our fapping needs. It will be neigh-on impossible to blacklist a mascot that will probably appear on the front page, in the upper-left corner and elsewhere.
(3) A penis with a vagina and an anus is the most NSFW image ever. I have no idea why you would be surfing the e at work, but let's assume there's a clean, hilarious picture you wanted to show to your co-workers. With Pussncok in the upper-left corner, that ability is gone. You just went from laughing it up with Steve Carrel and Ricky Gervais to carrying around your prized possessions in a polka-dotted handkerchief tied to the end of a stick. And you see that toothless cretin over there? His name is Hobo Pete. He's the leader of this hobo village and he wants you to suck the life out of his dirt-stained cock. From a cushy desk job to sucking a dirt-dick all because of Pussncock.
(4) Downsy was lol-worthy and adorable, but now he's in the retirement home with the Brute Fruit, Zoroaster and Joe Camel. I was going somewhere with this, but I forgot exactly what I was going to say. Even so, the idea of a wrinkly Downsy playing checkers against the burglar from Cookie Crisps has to be shared.
(5) Oh! I remember! Downsy had personality. Pussncok doesn't. A dick with a cunt and an asshole can never be more than the some of its own parts. Downsy had adventures. Downsy was someone you wanted to give a box of juice to then read "Goodnight, Moon" before he went to bed. You just can't do that for Pussncok. Or anything really. It just sits there. Being erect.
(Bonus!) I'm not for sure about the nature of 'Cons. (I've only been to one for all of one hour), but something tells me that it would be difficult to display Pussncock.
Those are my reasons that I will be voting for something else next month and hopefully, you'll join me.
Now, let this thread become one of debate and discussion! :3
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