¿sɐǝрı ʎuɐ

"Your pc needs more ram":www.downloadmoreram.com

Try using comic sans.

Cover your speakers with bubble wrap.

Problem's between chair and keyboard.

"HAY GUISE I DISCOVERED THIS NEAT PROGRAM IN WINDOWS CALLED CHARACTER MAP" the thread, basically.

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1. open computer
2. grab the thing
3. tear it out

this should fix the problem

The problem is with your binary. Too many zeroes, not enough ones.

I can order you more ones, but it'll cost you.

Clawdragons said:
The problem is with your binary. Too many zeroes, not enough ones.

I can order you more ones, but it'll cost you.

Order within the next 15 minutes and you can get a complimentary set of twos.

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*insert Ctrl+Alt+F4 joke here.*

o.O or maybe it was just Alt+F4? i don't remember.

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Blow on the cartridge

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..FUCK. >.<

I'm inclined to do to this thread what I did to my profile but that might be taking it too far

Just turn your monitor upside down duh.

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leomole said:
Just turn your monitor upside down duh.

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in CPU fan.

Have you tried using the On-Screen Keyboard?

young people today, so immature
/me waves walking stick

¿suoʇʇпq ʇɐɥʇ dılɟ рǝǝu ı ǝqʎɐщ

ʇɥɐʇs qǝʇʇǝɹ

My keyboard keeps getting drunk and landing me in trouble.

Zenti said:
"Your pc needs more ram":www.downloadmoreram.com

Omg, now i have 256GB ram. Sorry, i gotta go. My phone needs more megapixels.

aurel said:
yes, i got that problem too, I spilled vodka on my keyboard, and NotMeNotYou landed me a red bar.

My keyboard disables the mouse even though I have palm check off. Tried Googling it. Every result is someone telling me to Google it.

I think there might be a problem in the keyboard actuator. Have you considered replacing it?

Well, it's all very complicated Emfierro

I think it's got the piston rod stuck in the drive shaft. Either that or the carburator's rusted out or something.

No no, it's the keyboard backlight fluid. It's run out. Go to your nearest Best Buys and ask for some more.

I cleaned my keyboard and I think I think I put a key up wrong.
Now I don't know which, it's a real qucking nuisance.

rhyolite said:
I cleaned my keyboard and I think I think I put a key up wrong.
Now I don't know which, it's a real qucking nuisance.

Arrange the keys like this.

Your QWERTY is showing, you should probably cover it up.

My keyboard keeps on causing World War 2 over and over... Dunno why, but there's a weird little fan that I have no clue what it does.

My keyboard just went back in time and killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand. I tried going back to save him, but he turned out to be some nobody named Alois Schicklgruber. Is that bad?

My keyboard is a stuck-up entitled piece of shit that just sits here and expects me to do all the work.