Topic: Skyrim Dragon sex mod

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Pfft. Probably. But if it comes out in the next six months, it's also probably not worth the bits it'd take up.

What I want to see is a Skyrim Prequel mod. Replace all the assets and shaders with MSPaint graphics. Replace the animations, subtitles and voice acting of people being normal with caricatures being silly and/or incompetent. Replace wandering guards with Nordic Asotils who are more than happy to carry you as they patrol, until the first sign of criminal activity when they dump you on your butt to go create justice.

It'd be a multi-year project, and I'm sure nobody would care about it by the time it came out. But I'd want to see it.

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I'm just gonna sit here and wait for the pony mods.

Horse recolours are an obvious first, but I don't doubt there'll be playable pony races, probably allowing you to swap between pegasus, unicorn and earth types at the power / magic / thief stones.

Then Ponyville will be recreated somewhere flat, and Canterlot will be put up on a mountain.

It will be hilarious.

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ktkr

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Katia Motherfucking Managan. That's all.

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ktkr said:
Katia Motherfucking Managan. That's all.

She's 200 years long gone.

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null0100 said:
She's 200 years long gone.

Katia Motherfucking Managan XXIII - Courier Extraordinairre

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null0100 said:
She's 200 years long gone.

You never know... she might be IMMORTAL!

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Kaik said:
You never know... she might be IMMORTAL!

Or frozen for two hundred years, knowing that girls luck.

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I don't even have skyrim and I'm enjoying this conversation.

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Oh shit I always thought Mario69 and Mario583 were the same person

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ikdind said:
Pfft. Probably. But if it comes out in the next six months, it's also probably not worth the bits it'd take up.

What I want to see is a Skyrim Prequel mod. Replace all the assets and shaders with MSPaint graphics. Replace the animations, subtitles and voice acting of people being normal with caricatures being silly and/or incompetent. Replace wandering guards with Nordic Asotils who are more than happy to carry you as they patrol, until the first sign of criminal activity when they dump you on your butt to go create justice.

It'd be a multi-year project, and I'm sure nobody would care about it by the time it came out. But I'd want to see it.

i think you have the words "prequel" and "demake" confused as what you described is in no way a "prequel" to anything. all that sounds like is a shit version of skyrim.

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BlueDingo said:
So how long until we get an ascii version?

too advanced, we need a text adventure version

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Munkelzahn said:
too advanced, we need a text adventure version

Nah, we need to go even further back. At least make it a game played with punch-cards on the old UNIVAC style computers.

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